+246The next Toy Story should be about how some kid's iPhone 5 is jealous of his new iPhone 8 because he spends all his time playing with it. Then an evil hipster tries to steal the 'vintage' iPhone 5; so the kid's iPod, iPad, MacBook, Xbox and iPhone 8 go on an adventure to save the iPhone 5, but they have to be back before the kid dies of hunger because he can't Instagram his lunch, amirite?
+293Somebody should write a love song about how much they love their girlfriend or boyfriend and sing it. Then it could be a huge hit, amirite?
+513They lied to us guys. Peach was never in any real danger. Mario and Bowser are buddies. I saw all of them hanging out and go-karting. amirite?
+479When people with lisps say "bithneth", you know they mean business, amirite?
+589Most people miss golden opportunities to use the word "thrice." Seriously. I've only heard that word used, like, three times, amirite?
+299The dinosaurs' extinction probably came about as they were playing baseball, when someone saw a meteor coming towards them and said, "We better move out of the way or else our race will come to a SHORT STOP!" And when they were all winking and making tiny guns at each other, the meteor hit them and they all died, amirite?
+357Sometimes we are so busy capturing a moment we forget to enjoy it, amirite?
+277There are some people who text you and you're like, "Well, this person seems dapper enough and I have clever response to their greeting but I need to assert my alpha status and wait a little before I respond." But if you receive a text from your crush you forget all that shit and respond immediately, amirite?
+308Poking a tree with a stick is like poking a human with a severed arm, amirite?
+759"Don't Let The Balloon Touch The Floor " should be in the Olympics, amirite?
+901You still remember the day he broke your heart; the day that, after all those years of him making you feel special, saying that it was "only you", you found out that he had been going around telling all the other kids they could prevent forest fires, too, amirite?