You’re willing to get up to search the entire room for the remote because you refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually, amirite?

I don't think my TV even has manual channel-changing buttons.

It's hard artists to stay to their lyrics, amirite?
Shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sautee it. There's, um, shrimp kebabs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo, pan fried, deep fried, stir fried. There's pineapple shrimp and lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich... That's, that's about it..amirite?

If there was a Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. & Market in my city, I'd be a regular diner.

If drumsticks are for playing drums, you'd think breadsticks would be for playing bread, wouldn't you? "would you like some breadsticks?" "No thank you. I don't play bread" amirite?
@ibehollyg but then it would get all greasy!

Yummy yummy yummy! bangs pots and pans with chicken drumsticks

Amirite > MLIA > FML, amirite?

amirite > FML > MLIA

Peeing in the pool: not so much. Peeing in the ocean: perfectly acceptable. Amirite?
@Rebel I'm pretty sure that's now how pools work. I just cleaned and painted a pool the other week so it's definitely not...

Well I mean, if it's your own private backyard pool, that's one thing. But if it's an indoor lap pool, or a pool that's part of a water park, then we're talking different terms.

You still have no idea what p.u. actually stands for. amirite?

Although... I heard somewhere once that it's an abbreviation of some latin word that starts with pu and means "to stink."

@261343

Hahahaha, dude I see what you mean. But it's a little bit sad that some people lack the mental capacity to understand puns. Maybe we should be more punderstanding. :P

why do words like science, gnat, pnuemonia, knife, and phone etc. have useless letters at the beginning, amirite?

I heart silent letters.

Morgan Freeman is the greatest black actor of all time, amirite?

Denzelllllll, all the way.

Dry lips are one of the very worst ailments in life, amirite?

I'm addicted to chapstick.

It's hard artists to stay to their lyrics, amirite?

O...kay. I saw the new post. Makes sense now, but I'm still neutral.

I'll be Burger King and you'll be McDonalds. I'll have it my way and you'll be lovin' it, amirite?
@MeilK What on?

This is MeilK's LOL sign. I, Meilk, will put it
on
funny (or stupid) post that I read.

It messes up the LOL part because "on" cuts into it insteada being aligned properly. Am I the only one who has a problem with this? Maybe it's just my computer. Bad Mac! Sit!

It's annoying when people think you're weird when you do something a different way than they do, especially if that's the way you've been doing it your whole life, amirite?
I'll be Burger King and you'll be McDonalds. I'll have it my way and you'll be lovin' it, amirite?
@MeilK ┌─╖┌─────╖┌─╖ This is MeilK's LOL sign. I, Meilk, will put it on │─║ │...

You need to work on the spacing of your LOL sign. I don't like that "on" is in a line of its own.