It's not weird when boobs are pressed against you while hugging, but it is if a dick is. amirite?
We just tell ourselves fantastical fabricated stories to give meaning to our objectively pointless existence. amirite?

Or perhaps our existence actually isn't pointless, but we explain it away to avoid the reality we are eternally held accountable for our life.

Either way, it is not a hard fact that our existence is pointless.

We always talk about dick size, but never width or height. amirite?
Creating a national holiday for essential workers would not give essential workers a day off. amirite?

Nope but think of all merch Walmart and target would sell. They would change their logos for the day and sell shirts, hats, banners etc and say they will donate. They would pander to the demographic for publicity…

We always talk about dick size, but never width or height. amirite?
@Eastern-Spot2023 If you're in a bathtub full with water flaccid, if you get a boner will the water spill over? Can someone confirm this?

Negative. Since all of you is already in the water and your boner is just a reallocation of blood, the total volume of you stays the same, which means the water level also stays the same.

When drawn, eyes sometimes look like nipples, amirite?

If your nips look like eyes, you should get that checked bro.

Baby Shark has more views than there are people on Earth, and it targets a demographic that can't chose what it watches. amirite?
@Kasie How can a six month old be too old for anything?

There are multiple different trains of parenting.

The one you are referring to and the one many people here are referring to is "let your kid do whatever it wants" as a way to make the infant happy and sated. Often this can lead to a stronger bond between an infant and the guardian.

Whilst there is another train that believes that a young infant is prime for development and you should use the opportunity whilst you have it. Like giving them something multi-lingual to watch (think Dora as a kid). This train can mean making your kid do things it doesn't immediately want to, which can cause a bit of resentment in the infant.

We always talk about dick size, but never width or height. amirite?
@lazar94 this dude is the member measurement messenger

They are called "Dongmensions", and their number is three:

1) Length

2) Girth

3) Curvature

The guy who decided where each key goes on a keyboard has more influence on you than can ever imagine, amirite?
It's not weird when boobs are pressed against you while hugging, but it is if a dick is. amirite?
@Eastern-Spot2023 Interesting, but im gonna need a good vetted source for that first claim then straight men are hardwired to be be...

Because if they weren't, women with permanently enlarged breast wouldn't have gotten an advantage in the sexual selection process in litteraly every cultures and ethnicities.

Almost anyone older than you has probably pooped and peed way more than you have. amirite?
AI and humans will have a symbiotic relationship, not an adversarial one, amirite?

simbiosis implies mutual benefit

we'll benefit from AI, but at some point we'll be of no benefit to AI

People laugh about how cats love boxes, but if there was suddenly a box bigger than you in your living room, you'd probably go in it too. amirite?
@Dr-pen Every time I change a 40 or 50 gallon water heater, I poke eye holes in it and proceed to wear it on my way over to...

I have a sofa bed I keep spare blankets inside of, and having a tidy up the other day, you bet your ass I tried to see if I could fit inside it as a 32 year old adult.

The more languages you speak, the more accents you have, amirite?

I speak English with a Midwest American accent, Spanish with a Guatemalan accent (primary teacher was from there), and French with a French-Canadian accent (same on teacher).

I have accents, but they're all different.

Books and Movies that take place in the future cannot be confirmed as fiction until their respective dates pass, amirite?

it is absolutely fiction even if it would come to pass as described, just as stories based on on past events (like retelling History) are works of fiction.