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I once knew a guy that always turned everything off before he went home from work. Which is probably why he lost his job as a doctor,
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When a waiter/waitress at a restaurant asks you "is everything okay?," break down into tears and tell them about your love life,
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When you think about it, the movie Taken Is kind of like Finding Nemo, without the hookers and violence and drugs,
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When a teacher asks a question to the class and half the class raises their hands and she stands there pondering who to choose, what the hell is she thinking?: "hmm..not Johnny because he's always wrong", "maybe Chelsea but she explains too much", etc.
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Don't worry if you get an F in algebra, F is a variable it can be anything,
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Why does Ariel wear seashells? Because D shells are too big.
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We couldn't beat them with the big bad wolf, so now we're throwing birds at those damn pigs,
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A question mark is just an exclamation mark that was punched in the stomach for asking a question.
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Some songs don't dictate your mood, but rather enhance whatever it is that you feel at the moment in time,
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When Amish people get an idea, a candle lights up above their head,
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God must have a great sense of humour to create bacon, the most amazing food ever, and then not let his chosen people, the Jews, eat it,
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A man was hospitalized with 6 plastic horses up his ass. The doctors described his condition as stable,
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Chips must have been invented in a really weird way. The customer must've been like "Cut my potato really thin. No, thinner. THINNER." "YOU CAN HARDLY SEE ANYTHING ANYMORE!" "Perfect... now fry them,"
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A wise man once told me, "If you want people to listen to you, start all your conversations with 'a wise man once told me',
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Violence is not the answer! Unless the question is 'what is never the answer?',
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