+262Whenever you're feeling down, just remember that in five billion years, the sun will burn out, and nothing you ever did will matter, amirite?
+386Well, it's no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly, amirite?
+1,889A question mark is just an exclamation mark that was punched in the stomach for asking a question. amirite?
+261It seems like with each new remote designers add double the buttons yet there are no new notable uses, amirite?
+1,252It would be funny if someone calls "shotgun", and you were to just yell "Rosa Parks", get in the front seat, and refuse to move. amirite?
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+1,846It sucks when you walk into a room, and you can't remember what you went in there for, so then you leave, then a few minutes later you remember that you're a fireman, and a bunch of people just died, amirite?
+427You have to leave your house at 9:00. It's 8:46. Plenty of time, right? Now it's 8:47. Oh shit! You have to hurry you're almost out of time, amirite?
+566It would be awesome and terrible to get a group of friends to follow a random stranger around, each bumping into him throughout the day, saying things like "This isn't real," "Wake up," and "You're in a coma." amirite?
+280Two great feelings: Drinking water after you have been really thirsty for hours and going pee after you have held it in for hours. amirite?