Your math teacher doesn't like the way the book teaches, amirite?

SO FUCKING TRUE. My teacher stars doing her own shit and she's like "my way is better."

You hate it when you are playing hide and seek and the dog sniffs you out, amirite?

I liked this better when it was my post..

If it's so great outside, why are all the bugs tying to get in my house? amirite?

Yeah, actually. I do. On the 2nd shelf of my pantry. Bisquik.

If it's so great outside, why are all the bugs tying to get in my house? amirite?

Jim Gaffigan

Sitting on your porch during a rainstorm is very relaxing, amirite?

... If only I had a god damn porch.

When you make chocolate milk you use the spoon to take the first couple of sips, amirite?

I don't know 'boutchu, but I drink the entire cup with the spoon...

Before you go in the shower you sniff your towel and it smells fine. Once you step out and you smell all clean, the towel suddenly smells weeks old, amirite?

I thought I was the only dipshit who sniffs their towels.

The dime should be bigger than the nickel. amirite?

I used to trade nickels for dimes with my little brother because he thought since they were bigger, they were worth more. >:)

People on CSI, Criminal Minds and Law and Order never sleep, amirite?

And NCIS, duh.

Of all of the Dinsey princess' Jasmin is the most under appreciated, amirite?
Viewfinders were awesome toys back in their day, but compared to today's PSPs, MP3s and video camera Barbie dolls, they seem a little uninteresting, amirite?

Uh, video camera Barbies? El oh el.

We are all doomed.

Gingers: If you had a dollar for every time someone made a joke about you, you could afford to buy a soul, amirite?

I'm not a Ginger. But I'm going to agree with this because it's clever.

What hurts you is not the load you carry, but the way you carry it. amirite?
It kind of makes a difference when your left and right headphones are switched up, amirite?
You have watched more than one Super Bowl, amirite?