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Yeah, everyone knows it's may I rape you.
Fuckin' rapists these days need to work on their grammar.

People who ask random people for smokes are pretty stupid. You never know what that person might give you, amirite?

Yeah, I learned my lesson that time when I asked someone for a smoke and they gave me a weasel and I tried to smoke it and it turned out it was a weasel with weasel disease and so now I'm a weasel.

"Manuscript" is probably the classiest place to hide the word "anus.", amirite?

I would try to prove you wrong by typing "classiest place to hide the word anus" into Google, but I have a feeling that's a bad idea...

As a kid, you were musically gifted on this instrument, amirite?
Girls: you know you have no life when you haven't had a need to wear a bra in, like, 48 hours, amirite?
@GiggityGoo22 So two days..?

One day is 24 hours... so if 24 times two is 48, that's two days! One day! Two day! Ah ah ah ah ah!

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It's sad that people curse so much, amiright?

I fucking hate when fucking every other damn word is a fucking curse word. What the fuck is wrong with fucking assholes these days that they can't fucking learn some real fucking words? It's like, "Bitch! Get out that shitty book called a dictionary and fucking learn some real damn words!" Dickwads... no smilie

You'd like a book to be dedicated to you. Or a college. But a parking garage is just weird, amirite?
Obviously the egg came first because dinosaurs and fish have been around a lot longer than chickens and they lay eggs, amirite?
Obviously the egg came first because dinosaurs and fish have been around a lot longer than chickens and they lay eggs, amirite?
You have a feeling that a lot of quotes on the Internet attributed to Albert Einstein weren't actually said by him, amirite?

http://thefirstruleis.tumblr.co...03306785/faith
lolwut smilie Like this...
And Einstein grew up Jewish so it makes it even more stupid.

You have to wonder where all the American, Asian, etc wizards were during this huge war with Voldemort. amirite?

If i had to guess I would say America and Asia respectively.

If Tom Marvolo Riddle figured out that his name anagrams to "I am Lord Voldemort," he has a little too much time on his hands, amirite?

I would have liked to see the reject anagrams.
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