About me.

Hello this is Patrick! I'm a starfish and the best friend of Spongebob Squarepants. Im somewhat jealous of SpongeBob's various awards and once tried to imitate everything he did hoping to get awards for it. Finally, I got an award for doing nothing longer than anyone else, which I was pleased with. I have also won the Dirty Bubble Challenge many years ago and then I lost the trophy they sent me in "Have You Seen This Snail?."

I am a big fan of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. I have a very good taste in food (especially ice cream), and I really love cheese and riding on fishing hooks. When writing a movie script, I suggested the characters to drink "Cheese Coffee". In an older episode entitled "Hooky", I risked my life for cheese. Arguably, one of the most difficult experiences of my life was when I had to open a jar in order to copy SpongeBob. I overcame this immense stupidity and was able to pull it off with flying colors thanks to SpongeBob's wise instructions.

People say im amazingly stupid, but every once in a while I do something smart. I went to community college, though I forgot what I studied. I know CPR. My favorite activities include catching jellyfish, blowing bubbles, and eating ice cream.

I was said to be born on March 14, 1983. I live under a rock on 120 Conch Street, two doors down from my best friend. Like most starfish, I sleep on the ceiling. When Im not jellyfishing, or adventuring with my friends, I'm sleeping in my rock.

My only real goal in life seems to be having fun.