There are two kinds of people in the world: People who have no respect for Mel Gibson, and Mel Gibson. amirite?
What cannibals watch on TV: The Brady Brunch, How I Ate Your Mother, Two and a Half Men, etc. amirite?
We should all boycott BP. Why you ask? The head of BP isn't doing ANYTHING about their oil spill that is ruining the earth, amirite?

Actually, they've been trying very hard to stop the leak, and they've exhausted everything they know in order to stop it, but nothing humanly possible exists in order to stop it yet.

I am partial to a rotund posterior and I am unable to profess falsities, thoust clansmen may not forsake; that given a wench walks in with a corset on her waist and a round thing in thine face, thou gets sprung, amirite?

I made one for milkshake now, and Im doing 99 problems next, any other ideas?

Why is 20 the legal age of consent in Germany? Because neinteen was just too confusing, amirite?
If it's disrespectful to build a Mosque near Ground Zero because the terrorists were Muslims, then it should be equally disrespectful to build a Boy Scout Headquarters there because the terrorists were male. amirite?

IMO this is like the whole pitbull thing a while back, where a couple pitbulls were trained to attack people and they did, and people were making a huge stink about it saying all pitbulls should have muzzles on them, etc. Just because of a couple bad people training their dogs to be bad, almost everyone who owned a pitbull was effected in some way, like my Uncle, who had to put down his pitbull just because of it's breed. And nearly everyone agreed that that was stupid. Thats just like the building a Mosque problem, just because a couple people were trained and brainwashed to do something evil doesn't mean everyone that's Muslim should be punished.

Virginity: What women are proud to have and men are ashamed of, amirite?
When you were little and you asked people what they would wish for if they had three wishes, you would always have to add "and you cant wish for a million more wishes!" to the end, amirite?
@ facebook group?

Yeah, notice how that was made 9 hours ago from right now (9:37 AM October 10 2010)? And how the post was made on August 1? Yeah me too...

Your high school textbooks/health class videos try way too hard to be multicultural, amirite?

I HP'd this just moments ago

Canada is a quiet loft right above a really big party, amirite?
@great...more...pot. thats what we want, more dipshits running around Canada.

more dipshits? Its a known fucking fact around the world that americans are dumb as fuck, so shut the fuck up fag

This can be the only explanation: Worm 1: "Feel that? It's raining." Worm 2: "Wanna go on the sidewalk and die?" Worm 1: "God yeah", amirite?
@Hullabaloo This probably got POTD for the comments.

The comments weren't that interesting, just really angry

There are three main criteria that an activity has to meet to be a sport. It has to be competitive, it has to be physically exerting, and it has to be scored in a way that doesn't involve judges because the score they give is arbitrary. This means that swimming, track, and ultimate frizbee are sports. However, NASCAR, cheerleading, golf, and dancing are not. amirite?
Dora the explorer shouldn't try to teach young kids Spanish if they don't even know English yet, amirite?
@BreakfastFan 1. That show is for 6 year olds. If you don't have a good grasp of English by the time you're 6, you have serious...

1. You have no sense of humour.
2. What the fuck is your problem? It's CLEARLY a joke.
3. Go and try to teach a six year old Spanish. My sister is six, and she's still learning to read and write, and she's still pretty above average for her grade, which is fucking SENIOR KINDERGARTEN.
4. Why the fuck do you still watch Dora?

You wish you had a pair of night vision goggles, amirite?

They'd barely be noticeable on my face!

Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. A guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration? Amirite?
@in my head I read this as a rap lol

LOOL same, i thought it was supposed to be