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+1,361If Dr. Seuss Was Actually a Doctor: Dr. Seuss: I do not like this brownish spot. I do not like this dark black dot. I do not like this odd-shaped mole. I do not like this porous hole. I'd wear more sunblock here and there. I'd wear more sunblock everywhere. It looks as though, I'm sad to say, that you have cancer, here today. Patient: Are you...high? amirite?
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+1,928It's awkward when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus. amirite?
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+1,438Life is like a bowl of soup; you only get blown if you’re hot, amirite?
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+1,071The human brain is amazing. It functions 24 hours a day from the time we were born, and only stops when we take exams, amirite?
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+662Watson: "Sherlock, my son has just finished preschool! But I forget, which school does he move on to now?", amirite?
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+2,433Why does Obama give his speeches behind bulletproof glass? Just because he's black doesn't mean he's going to shoot anybody, amirite?
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+1,336It's awkward when you're hiding behind a shower curtain, waiting to murder someone, but they check while going to the bathroom, and then you can't murder them, amirite?
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+854You still remember the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow, amirite?
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+787lady gaga went to the vmas dressed as meat, now shes at the grammys in a egg. 2 more red carpets & shes a dennys grand slam, amirite?
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-413A girlfriend is just a fancy word for an expensive, long-term prostitute, amirite?
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+627You associate red and green with Christmas time, or with Mario and Luigi, but you never associate Mario and Luigi with Christmas, amirite?
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+321Harry Potter Movies 1 & 2 are the only movies(out of the series) that truly captured the magic and essence of the books. amirite?
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+1,597It'd be amazing if you walked into a room and it was filled with all your lost stuff from over the years, amirite?
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+756The most messed up thing about our society is racism. Not racism against minorities, but racism in their favor. Africans Americans can have black history month, black only colleges, and black only organizations, and all that is just fine. But if we so much as suggested white history month, or white only colleges and organizations, then that would be considered extremely racist, amirite?
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+558It's awkward when you're eating a horse and you realize you weren't that hungry at all, amirite?
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