Making sure you have filtered Google settings is kind of an important step...
I've never heard of women keeping weapons in their vaginas. I have, however, heard of men keeping guns in their pants... ever seen Pulp Fiction?
My favorite words are guava and bubble.
Girls... call me crazy, but something tells me that the purpose of this post is to make girls curious enough about it for us to "investigate" it, if you know what I mean. In other words, they are using a mind trick to (try to) get us into their pants. Don't you just love the male population?
From what I hear, being high can feel like any of the following: everything is hilarious, you're absolutely euphoric, the letters on your iTunes library are walking around, or Ray Charles is narrating your life. You don't need drugs to experience any of those things. All you need is sleep deprivation, a really soft pillow and some marshmallows, a video of letters walking, and someone who can immitate Ray Charles' voice.
This is actually hilarious. It's things like this that make me grateful for the village idiots.
No... we could figure out what you were trying to say... but you did not conjugate correctly
Dogs have sex before marriage. You know why? Instincts. Humans have these same instincts: we have sex and the human race lives on. But, of course, we humans decide it's immoral to have sex before marriage. Who decided it? I didn't. You didn't. And if the Bible said that everyone should have sex until marriage, this post would say: "Not having sex before marriage is wrong!"