+599There should be a Pedobear seal of approval button just for me right in between the "Yeah you are!" and the "No way" buttons, amirite?
+548Santa isn't real, it's just me that delivers presents to the little boys and girls. Amirite?
+511You wonder what ever happened to that unbelievably sexy pink-haired girl from the show Lazy Town, amirite?
+231It's really depressing when you're having sex with some chick and you find out that she's not under 18... amirite?
+470It's messed up that Chris Hansen STILL thinks that he can catch me, amirite?
+951Why do little kids as young as 7 have cell phones nowadays? All I want to do is kidnap them and they just HAVE to dial 911 on their little phone while they're in my van, amirite?
+279It's really sad when kids turn 18 because then you can't love them anymore... amirite?
+513I wish kids would stay at age ten forever just like the kids on cartoons. Amirite?