+831It sucks when you hibernate and then you wake up and realize you forgot to feed the kids in your basement, amirite?
+922Hello my kiddies, I have returned after finally taking Miley Cyrus' virginity before she turned 18! I guess you can say I tamed that bitch, amirite?
+745You can say all you want about Justin Bieber, but I will love that Canadian cream-puff till the day she's 18! Amirite?
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+648The naughty girls and boys in Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory should have been sent to me so I could "discipline" them, amirite?
-420You walk into a 4th grade class room and you say to yourself, "God, it's like everybody I've slept with is in here!" Amirite?
+951Why do little kids as young as 7 have cell phones nowadays? All I want to do is kidnap them and they just HAVE to dial 911 on their little phone while they're in my van, amirite?
+671You hate it when you're trying to catch a kid while you're in your car and then they run into a muddy field. I mean, come on! Do you REALLY want my van to get dirty? Amirite?
+374It's fun to tell kids on Halloween you have their favorite candy down your pants and they have to reach down to get it, amirite?