You feel sorry for the dancing dog

This post is horribly vapid. You should post something of actual content.

Girls say they want a guy who is funny and spontaneous but when I tap on the window at night dressed as a clown it's all panic and screaming

Reported for unoriginal content with no citation.

What is life but a spec in the infinite desert of time? What colour is time? My mind is troubled

Thyme is a light green

You hate it when you draw your weapon, but you run out of the color you need, amirite?
@Len God damn it, you make me look bad now a days. I love it.

With Hullabaloo's clever wit out of the picture the slack needs to be picked up. I'm personally sick of all these posts that are either trying to hard to be deep and poetic, are arguing for two sides therefore are hard to disagree with, things that are down right obvious and posts about the site. I AM GONNA MAKE ORIGINAL JOKES AND I HOPE THEY WILL BE ENJOYED!

But thank you Len goo smilie

Still sick of your life's story up until 2012? Make 2013 the plot twist.

That would mean killing my best friend.

You never actually got "The Talk" from your parents.
If you were a murderer you would cut off the buttocks of your victim so that way when they did the autopsy they wouldn't suspect murder because they would think "It's clear that he/she laughed so hard that their buttocks were literally dismembered from their body, therefore it is just an accidental death". amirite?

I tried to make it funny, but I couldn't make it work.

There is something ironic about not being able to open a pack of much-needed scissors

It would have taken about five extra seconds to put this in amirite format.

Driving or walking?
How do people write an auto biography? I can barely remember what I had for lunch yesterday :)
@Why not:)?

Because it's stupid.

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How do people write an auto biography? I can barely remember what I had for lunch yesterday :)

I wish we could "Hate" posts like we can Favorite them.

Should Humans drink milk?

This post makes me want to punch something in the face.