With a random girl wearing a dinosaur similar to his, resulting in a high-five and a light-saber battle. After several Nerf gun wars, he and the teacher who gave him credit for drawing a wizard on his test went making pillow forts at Walmart with the help of the employees. Then Jimmy watched several Disney movies while drawing in a coloring book, at the same time making hilarious jokes about how Miley Cyrus, Twilight, and Justin Beiber all suck and Harry Potter is the best book of all time. Oh, and his aunt's cousin's mailman's sister's dying wish was to have a post on MLIA.
Only the sinless will be cured, all others will be destroyed on
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October 21, 2011
"If someone has a stubborn and rebellious son who will not obey his father and mother, who does not heed them when they discipline him, then his father and his mother shall ... say to the elders of his town, ‘This son of ours is stubborn and rebellious. He will not obey us. He is a glutton and a drunkard.’ Then all the men of the town shall stone him to death." - Deut 21
How about you read the Bible before you pledge alliegence to it?
That seriously emo kid you've been picking on? He kinda likes it when you call him names 'cause it gives him an excuse to keep wearing skinny jeans and acting depressed, which makes him sexy and nonconformist.
With a random girl wearing a dinosaur similar to his, resulting in a high-five and a light-saber battle. After several Nerf gun wars, he and the teacher who gave him credit for drawing a wizard on his test went making pillow forts at Walmart with the help of the employees. Then Jimmy watched several Disney movies while drawing in a coloring book, at the same time making hilarious jokes about how Miley Cyrus, Twilight, and Justin Beiber all suck and Harry Potter is the best book of all time. Oh, and his aunt's cousin's mailman's sister's dying wish was to have a post on MLIA.
All just a typical day for an average person.
And we already screwed the earth up.
NICE JOB GUYS!
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.
Just ask them what they want. Some boys want dolls, some girls want cars - just let them make their own decisions.
So, who actually read the bible.
In their butts
Yeah, and cancer isn't that bad either.
Only the sinless will be cured, all others will be destroyed on
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S̶e̶p̶t̶e̶m̶b̶e̶r̶ ̶7̶,̶1̶9̶9̶4̶
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October 21, 2011
http://www.amirite.net/572396
http://www.amirite.net/320617
...you were saying?
Meanwhile, cats will jump on your keyboaifaj, stare into your soul and generally troll the fuck out of you.
Do you think the social networking sites would be segregated?
MyNegro or WhiteBook?
Taking the exponential population growth into account, I estimate that we will all be underwater by December 21st, 2012. Wait...
Hehe. You said insert, and you also said penis.
"If someone has a stubborn and rebellious son who will not obey his father and mother, who does not heed them when they discipline him, then his father and his mother shall ... say to the elders of his town, ‘This son of ours is stubborn and rebellious. He will not obey us. He is a glutton and a drunkard.’ Then all the men of the town shall stone him to death." - Deut 21
How about you read the Bible before you pledge alliegence to it?
That seriously emo kid you've been picking on? He kinda likes it when you call him names 'cause it gives him an excuse to keep wearing skinny jeans and acting depressed, which makes him sexy and nonconformist.