It would be awkward if had user profiles like amirite does. "Timothy has complained about his life in 64 posts. 74,022 people have told him his life is fucked and 55,637 people have told him he deserves his sucky life." amirite?
@ihearandomusic ...Who are the other 53 with?!

With a random girl wearing a dinosaur similar to his, resulting in a high-five and a light-saber battle. After several Nerf gun wars, he and the teacher who gave him credit for drawing a wizard on his test went making pillow forts at Walmart with the help of the employees. Then Jimmy watched several Disney movies while drawing in a coloring book, at the same time making hilarious jokes about how Miley Cyrus, Twilight, and Justin Beiber all suck and Harry Potter is the best book of all time. Oh, and his aunt's cousin's mailman's sister's dying wish was to have a post on MLIA.

All just a typical day for an average person.

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The Earth is thought to be 46 hundred million years old. It may be hard to wrap your brain around that number so lets say the Earth is just 46 years old. That means single-celled organisms arrived around 11 years, simple animals around 40, dinosaurs around 45, and humans...only 2 hours ago. This really puts human existence into perspective, amirite?

And we already screwed the earth up.



Boys grow up liking trucks, fighting, non-girly colours, and don't care how they look. Girls grow up liking barbies, pink and purple, tea parties, and think boys are all stupid. Don't try to change this. "Gender-neutrality" in childhood is just bad in the sense that kids should just do what they desire. Men and women have different interests and roles. Please do not try to change this, amirite?

Just ask them what they want. Some boys want dolls, some girls want cars - just let them make their own decisions.

Hey Frodo and crew, when Gandalf tells you that a balrog is coming to kill you, it doesn't mean to wait until it's right around the corner, it means to RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIVES, amirite?

So, who actually read the bible.

Girls: you wonder where guys put their dicks when they wear skinny jeans, amirite?

In their butts

It makes no sense that in drugstores, sick people have to go to the back of the store to get a prescription, but healthy and able-bodied people can get cigarettes at the front of the store, amirite?
@Cigarettes aren't that bad for you.

Yeah, and cancer isn't that bad either.
no smilie

It makes no sense that in drugstores, sick people have to go to the back of the store to get a prescription, but healthy and able-bodied people can get cigarettes at the front of the store, amirite?
@steelerman113 Jesus, just cure us all already.

Only the sinless will be cured, all others will be destroyed on
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Roman numerals: putting the high five in HIV, amirite?
A dog truly is mans best friend. A dog knows all your secrets. A dog has seen you cry. A dog is always there for you when youre hurting. A dog is your shoulder to cry on. A dog will love you if youre, fat, skinny, ugly or beautiful. A dog is there whenever youre lonely. And thats why you cry so hard when your dog dies. amirite?

Meanwhile, cats will jump on your keyboaifaj, stare into your soul and generally troll the fuck out of you.

If texting had been around 80 years ago: "Hey sum negro whistled at a white women so were gonna go lynch him u wanna come?" "Sure ill b there in a few mins" "Kkk", amirite?

Do you think the social networking sites would be segregated?

MyNegro or WhiteBook?

Sea levels aren't rising because of global warming. Due to the increase in obesity, the continents are in fact, sinking. amirite?

Taking the exponential population growth into account, I estimate that we will all be underwater by December 21st, 2012. Wait...

The Republicans aren't pro-life, just anti-abortion. Why? They are pro-death penalty, anti-gay rights, pro-gun, pro-war, anti-Muslim, anti-healthcare for citizens, anti-primary education, and anti-low/middle class. Does pro-life not mean that all life is sacred? The Republicans only care about the child being born, and after that, they could care less, amirite?
You don't have to believe in God, to believe in what He stands for, amirite?

"If someone has a stubborn and rebellious son who will not obey his father and mother, who does not heed them when they discipline him, then his father and his mother shall ... say to the elders of his town, ‘This son of ours is stubborn and rebellious. He will not obey us. He is a glutton and a drunkard.’ Then all the men of the town shall stone him to death." - Deut 21

How about you read the Bible before you pledge alliegence to it?

The girl you just called fat? She really likes lasagna and cake. The boy you just called stupid? He doesn't try to study. The boy you just tripped? He's an asshole and really deserved it. Sometimes, there isn't more to people than meets the eye, amirite?

That seriously emo kid you've been picking on? He kinda likes it when you call him names 'cause it gives him an excuse to keep wearing skinny jeans and acting depressed, which makes him sexy and nonconformist.