Sanitary pads is the clinical way of saying vagina bandages, amirite?

That's not how it works.

It's odd that the season that most women wear long dresses casually is summer and not winter, amirite?
@Well it's cold in winter, a dress isn't going to keep you warm.

But the amount of women that wear short dresses/skirts in winter is astounding tbh

That's a good point

your whole school career is based on a bunch of papers and a couple numbers you get each year, amirite?

Yeah and those "bunch of papers and couple numbers" represent your ability to learn lmfao. It goes farther than "how smart you are". It tests your ability to organize, work as a team where required, time management, ability to learn, prioritize and much more. So if you can't do it correctly , you shouldn't become a doctor anyways operating on someone's heart and their life in your hands. If you can't do something basic you definitely can't do something advanced. You must learn to walk before you can learn to run.

Your parents possibly start saying they want grandchildren because they miss you being a child and want a mini you replacement. amirite?

But only babysit your kids when THEY want, and ship them back to you the second there is a small inconvinience for them

We have a lot of trust in the person that tied our umbilical cord. amirite?

They usually clamp it, and it dries up and falls off. What's to trust?

The Harry Potter series would have ended pretty quickly if someone brought a gun, amirite?
Maybe Pigeons are secretly security drones which recharge their batteries by landing on electrical wires. That's why there's so damn many of them. amirite?

Sorry after I read this I flashed back to the Dr.Who episode(The Dr falls?) Where Mary Kate Stewart remarks "the crows are looking sluggish today,we should check the batteries

There is no way to disprove that we are living in a simulation. Everything we experience could be "rendered" in as we encounter it. amirite?

And Russian dash cam videos are glitches.

Ugly people were chosen by nature not to reproduce. amirite?

How do you explain your mom, then?

Kids today will never know what TV snow is. amirite?

Well not if you call it snow

Someone in history had the biggest dick of human existence, but didn't know it. amirite?
A watched pot never boils partially because the lid would need to be off to watch it. amirite?
You can get a two in monopoly but it's impossible to move two. amirite?
Food activates all the five senses. amirite?

The 6th is activated only after you've beaten the final boss.