+1,475I wholeheartedly agree with anyone who says that bugs are people too. If I see a person hanging around, uninvited, in my room or shower, I'm gonna smack them repeatedly with a shoe as hard as I can while screaming, 'DIE, BITCH!' Amirite?
+394"Ugh, I hate this song so much, I just wanna kill the artist." "That sounds reasonable. I mean, it would cause unspeakable grief to their family, friends, and fans, and the song would still exist and probably be played even more often in memory of their death, but at least...actually, you don't really gain anything in this situation except life in prison." Amirite?
+756walks into Staples "I honestly don't see what's so great about -- DAMN! THAT'S A LOW PRICE!", amirite?
+410It's kind of weird how difficult it can sometimes be to fall asleep, since that's literally one of the easiest things you can do. "We'd like you to lie there and not do anything. Don't think or talk either." "So you're asking me not to accomplish anything at all?" "That's right." "I'm sorry, that's too much to ask." Amirite?
+306You've always wanted to try that thing where you jump into someone's arms and they catch you bridal style, but you're worried that they'll just leave their arms by their sides and stare at you as you fall to the floor, making you look like a spastic dumbass. Amirite?
+347It's funny how we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage, amirite?
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+300Girls: It's annoying when you're too bootylicious for your dress and it becomes way shorter in the back then in the front, amirite?
+420It's an almost surreally pleasant experience when you take a sip of a cold drink and can literally feel the refreshment spreading throughout your body, amirite?
+203You can stand around flapping your hands at a fly and trying to shoo it away for ten minutes and it won't budge. But if you glance away for two seconds to grab a shoe or something and kill it, it then decides to pull a disappearing act. Amirite?
+278It really sucks when your finger hurts so you go to crack it, expecting it to get rid of the pain, and it just ends up hurting way more. Amirite?
+193It's incredibly annoying when you're actually pretty good at ping-pong or tennis but every possible playing partner sucks and you spend the whole time either standing around waiting for them to retrieve their misses or ducking to avoid being maimed by their wild hits, amirite?