+550After looking in the mirror, I almost cry. not because I'm ugly, but because of how fucking perfect I am. amirite?
+1,477When you were little, you looked at high schoolers as if you would never reach their age, and now you wonder if little kids look at you the same way, amirite?
+304I love to go into bookstores and tell the clerk "I'm looking for a book titled How to Deal With Rejection Without Killing... do you have it?... well, do you?", amirite?
+281In TV shows, kids who get superpowers never want them. They just want to be normal kids. Selfish bastards, amirite?
+413It's always awkward when you walk towards your friend who is waiting for you, and you try not to smile so you won't look like you're too excited, amirite?
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+393When you write a difficult test, you feel kinda better when your friends say it was hard and they think they're gonna fail. Then they get a good grade and you're not, and you're like "BITCH BEYRAYED ME!", amirite?
+250It's perfectly normal when you eat an apple while walking down the street, but if you eat a peach you're just being awkward, amirite?