Listen baby, I'm sorry. It's not you, it's-a-me. MARIO! No, but seriously this relationship is over.
It sucks when you lose your stuff at school like your pencils, pens and your life ambitions, amirite?
It sucks when you lose your stuff at school like your pencils, pens and your life ambitions, amirite?
@1872323

I don't know how I feel about this

Today, I saw a MAN AND A WOMAN HOLD HANDS IN PUBLIC! I mean, I don't have anything against heterosexuality, but don't flaunt it in front of me... think about the children, amirite?
Today, I saw a MAN AND A WOMAN HOLD HANDS IN PUBLIC! I mean, I don't have anything against heterosexuality, but don't flaunt it in front of me... think about the children, amirite?

Hi mom.

If you dated Taylor Swift, you should have an 'orange' theme. Orange flowers, orange jewellery, orange food. Then, when it came time to break-up, do it with an orange letter inside an orange. That would make her break-up song hard to write, amirite?

'Orange borange wumbo you didn't deserve me you jerk.'
We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together opened that door of possibility.

You didn't know Jessie and James from Team Rocket were named after the American outlaw Jesse James, amirite?
Eyebrows really make a difference in a person's appearance, amirite?
@Norma

That awkward moment when she actually looks better.

They say that in the beginning everything was created by God, does that mean God created himself, or whats the deal? amirite?
@1857878

I'm pretty sure that wouldn't be the case if I start preaching about worshiping Madonna for giving me eyelids using magical duct tape.

The people video taping the funny video in the show AFV are assholes. There friend has just been kicked in the balls, crashed into something, landed hard on the ground, or a house has just fallen on someones head and they just stand there laughing or filming. How about calling 911? amirite?

inb4 "stupid americans"

People who put stupid crap on the back of their cars are ignorant and piss me off, I could not give two shits about the members that make up your family nor the political position you claim your dog has chosen, keep that weird ass shit to yourself, amirite?
@thatmaxxguy Dictionary.com definitions 1. Lacking education or knowledge - clearly lacking some educational background if they...

Damn. Those people should have their heads cut off because they are totally unaware and oblivious to your own personal issues.

Girls: you have used your bra as a pocket atleast once in your life, amirite?

Yep. I wear a bra five sizes up so I can store all my acorns in there for the winter.

I hope I'll shove a Harry Potter book down my kid's throat if I have to so.

Your mom probably thinks you're a loser, amirite?

Not exactly, but I'll never forget the day she straight-up told me that I'm a huge slut.

AND AT LAST I SEEEEEE THE LIIIGGHHHT