I come here to speak my mind, whatever that means at the time.
I feel like writing something that sounds pseudo-intellectual and edgy here, but I won't, because I know that in 5 years I'll look at it and think "boy, I sure was lame".
So instead of that, there's this. Is it better? Is it worse? Only me in 5 years will know.
Hahahah, okay, after writing that, 5-second-later me found that pretty lame. I'll leave this here for you guys to see how ridiculous I was.
Also, I really like this anti-anti-joke:
So a Mexican, an American, and a Chinese man are in a boat...
Suddenly the rowboat starts taking in water. The three men theorize there is too much mass on the boat, and realize they have to get rid of some of their cargo, particularly something they have too much of in their country. The chinese man throws overboard 12 crates full of cheap, broken merchandise made in China. However, the boat continues sinking. The mexican man then throws 12 crates of automobile and farming equipment overboard. Regardless, the boat continues to sink. The American then grabs the Mexican;
He asks the Mexican, who is now very startled, what he can throw overboard. The men agree to drop the decommissioned 747 jet engine they have laying in their rowboat, which considerably lowers the weight of the boat. It didn't matter though , as the boat was sinking because there was a hole in the side, not because there was too much mass.
The boat slowly went down, and the water rose, until the men were nearly underwater. Luckily, they were only rowing in a lake, which due to the recent drought, was only three feet deep. They got out, walked to shore, and lived happily ever after. The three executives congratulate each other on finding such an effective, irresponsible way to dispose of their corporate waste.
My life and ambitions.
Right now, I just want to get to the next stage of my life, and life it out decently.
A brief history of my life.
Haha, good one.
The things I could never live without.
Air, water, food, sleep, communication.
The coolest places I've visited.
In my free time I like to...
Sit by my computer, browse reddit, read and procrastinate. Well, I don't know if I like to do the last one, but I do.
"Can you imagine being Roman, really wanting Italian food, but having to wait 1300 years for noodles to come from China, then another 300 years for the tomatoes to make the sauce." -/u/Zebidee
Oliphaunt am I,
Biggest of all,
Huge, old, and tall
-Excerpt from Oliphaunt by J.R.R. Tolkien
"Then he decided he wasn't going to tell anyone that this was an error, because he's a dick, and now all your snowflakes are urine and you can't even find the cat."
You should send me a message if you..
...are interested in Tolkien's Work.
...are interested in me.
...are interested in sending a message to me.