RandalionAveragePants

Girls drive me nuts all the time. Good thing my penis is the steering wheel, amirite?

The second time I read this, I read it with a pirate accent.

You have been told you could model before, amirite?

Only because I'm skinny. If I were two inches taller, though, I'd do it.

Girls: Stubble is hot until you kiss it, amirite?
@Laughing_spork But it's all prickly.. I like my boyfriend's but when I kiss him it pokes me

Nahh, my boyfriend's stubble isn't prickly. It's not super soft either. I just like it haha.

Girls: Stubble is hot until you kiss it, amirite?

My boyfriend's stubble is awesome. I love it.

Being agnostic (believing that we can't know if there is a god or not) is a lot better than being a straight up atheist, amirite?

"To choose doubt as a philosophy of life is akin to choosing immobility as a means of transportation." Life of Pi
Totally believe this too.

Sometimes you just have to talk bad about your bestfriend to someone you know will never tell, amirite?
@lien So why is she your best friend?

It's more of she calls herself my best friend. She never acts like it.

Sometimes you just have to talk bad about your bestfriend to someone you know will never tell, amirite?

It's not talking bad if your supposed best friend calls you slut/skank/whore etc. frequently.

Sometimes, sauce/dressing tastes so good you wanna eat it by itself, but then everyone would think you're weird, amirite?
You wish George Washington would come back and fix America, amirite?

No way. Teddy Roosevelt.

The "bend and snap" technique from legally blonde does not work in real life, amirite?

You're not doing it right... XD

In the movies, when attractive women get called on by the police whilst driving, the cop's always flirty and says stuff like "just be more careful next time ;)". When in reality, that would never happen and they'd get the same fine as anyone else, amirite?

When my mom was my age, one of the cops would pull her over, accost her when she was with her friends trying to get her to go have dinner with him. As if that wasn't bad enough, he was married with a kid. So it happened and it still happens.

When you were a kid, you always felt guilty when you farted silently and your friends started teasing someone else, amirite?

I thought it was hilarious.

You pretend to be annoyed when your parents make you take your little siblings to see a g-rated movie, but secretly, you've been dying to see it! amirite?

God, if I had a younger sibling I'd take them to movies all the time. I wish I had siblings so bad. It was lonely being an only child.

There are some classic/popular movies or books you've never actually seen or read, but you've seen enough parodies of it to get the basic plot, amirite?
Chapstick beats lip gloss any day. amirite?

Yes, but lip gloss is cool. Lip gloss is poppin'.