Actually, it's been proven that words with the same amount of letters in them have a connection. It's a psychological thing. We named them similarly because we make a connection in our minds. The connections between cabbage and pillows is that you can, in a pinch, use a cabbage as a pillow.
does it have something to do with this post being in the "food" category... ?
Girls: It's funny that guys think we don't know the secret, amirite?
Chuck Norris is Victoria's secret
Window and lotion have the same amount of letters because if you suddenly slather a lot of lotion all over a window, you get a window covered in lotion.
I always thought pwn wasn't even abbreviated and was born when someone accidentally hit the "p" key instead of "o".