If Heaven exists it wouldn't be enjoyable. The only people there would be humble boring that don't know how to have fun. While in Hell you could spend your time with kings and celebrities, amirte? amirite?

Hint You don't need to put ", amirite" at the end of the post. It does it automatically. ;)

If you actually think about it, the concept of sleep (that your body just decides to shut down for several hours every night) is pretty weird. amirite?
You could hear a song a thousand times and always thought there was different words until you hear someone else sing it and you finally realize you were thinking the wrong words the whole time, amirite?

In Empire State of Mind "concrete jungle where dreams are made of" I always heard "concrete jungle (something) tomato". I have no idea why it sounds like that to me.

你不知道类型的人在中国有超过3万字,我呢?(You wonder how people type in chinese, with there being more than 3000 characters) amirite?
@spareseconds Here's how it works. In Chinese, every word has a pronunciation. You can translate those pronunciations into...

I know how... I just didn't feel like doing it. And i'm taking chinese so I know how it works. lol.

It sounds insane to say a man in the sky created everything, but it also sounds insane to say nothing exploded into everything and some of it became life. We should just all accept that there's no reasonable explanation for how everything came to be and let people fill in the details however they want, amirite?

I know it sounds crazy, but scientific experiments have shown that matter does pop out of nothing. What happens though is that a same amount of anti-matter pops out with it, and almost instantly they hit each other and cancel each other out. However, a tiny percent of matter pops out of nothing without any anti-matter to cancel it out, and that tiny percent is what makes up out huge and ever expanding universe. Crazy, isn't it?

One of the most painful feelings is getting burnt by a hot glue gun, amirite?

When I was younger some girl in my art class started crying after she touched a glob of drying hot glue, and I, for some reason, wanted to prove it didn't hurt so a poured a whole bunch of it on my hand. It hurt like hell and I had a blister for several weeks because of the third degree burn that I received. Stupid me. ;)

It sucks being the catcher in a baseball game on a really hot day. amirite?

I play catcher for my baseball team. It sometimes does suck but it depends on several things. One, if there is a breeze it can really cool you down. Two, it depends on the gear. Some gear is a lot more ventilated than other gear. Three, it depends on whether you are in the shade. But in general, it kinda sucks.

Sometimes, after you get your clothes out of the dryer, you put them up to your face to either feel how warm they are, or to just see how good they smell, amirite?

I do that with newly printed paper (not the smell part).

Although I like the summer months better (mostly because of the lack of school), temperature wise it will always be better in winter. You can always put clothes on in winter, but there's...eventually...a limit to the amount of clothes you can take off in the summer. And if you're a ginger that sunburns, not even the pool can help you, so you're left sweltering and discontent. amirite?

That is exactly my argument for why I like winter better, lol.

Time Paradox: If you were to go back in time and see your memory get erased, you couldn't remember your memory being erased because your memory was erased and your future self wouldn't remember that because your past self had already gotten his memory erased, but at the same time you could remember because you are seeing yourself getting your memory erased, so you could remember that because your future self could still remember that event by seeing it. Your mind just got blown, amirite?

No. It just got extremely confused.

But nice paradox, I like it. ;)

Time Paradox: If you were to go back in time and see your memory get erased, you couldn't remember your memory being erased because your memory was erased and your future self wouldn't remember that because your past self had already gotten his memory erased, but at the same time you could remember because you are seeing yourself getting your memory erased, so you could remember that because your future self could still remember that event by seeing it. Your mind just got blown, amirite?
Death from laughter would be the best way to die, amirite?

I think that the way (*spoiler alert) Lennie died in Of Mice and Men wouldn't be a bad way to die. Being completely peaceful and happy and then dying instantly without and pain actually would rank pretty high up there in ways for your life to end. :)

Political ads: 90% "My opponent is Satan himself, he will do evil wicked things such as rape your children if you vote for him, so you better vote for me!!!"... 10% "These are the things I have done well, and these are the things I plan on doing if you vote for me!" amirite?

To all the people who agree with this you should go watch the movie The Campaign. Theres one ad where one candidate says that the other is a communist because he has chinese dogs! Its so funny!!

Games with character creation never seem to have the hair you want you character to have, amirite?

I always end up having to go with the most boring hair so my player in games doesn't look stupid.

Whenever there is a car commercial centered around safety there is always a near-accident and then the driver looks back at a sleeping child in the back, amirite?
@speckleasme You thought this about books?

No, I thought it about the great sleepover you missed last night