+606Deja Vu - When you think you're doing something you've done before, it's because God thought it was so funny, he had to rewind it for his friends. amirite?
+688The real reason that women never propose is that as soon as they get down on one knee men start unzipping, amirite?
+1,012If you're going to kill yourself, before you do it you should photoshop yourself out of all the pictures you can, burn all your previous possessions, and hack and delete all files of yourself, and then drown yourself in the ocean where your body will never be found, so all your friends will be like "Hey, what happened to Steve? Did ... did Steve ever exist? Did we just imagine him?" Amirite?
+638Dreams are nothing more than a subconscious pit that we dump our insanity into so we can wake up ready to eat cereal instead of the neighbor's children. amirite?
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+266It would be funny to make a movie, hype it up like nothing has ever been hyped up before, and then have it be a message on the screen saying something like "Now your mission is to go tell everyone you now about how incredible the film is" followed by an hour or 2 of darkness on the screen. You could troll the whole country/world within just a few months, amirite?
+938You don't understand how one looks down at their beautiful new born baby that they carried for 9 months and spent so many hours giving birth to and realise that this thing is going to change their life in so many amazing ways and then proceed to name it Laquisha, amirite?
+271That's so gay? Oh, right, getting detention is so HOMOSEXUAL! That cop gave you a ticket because he is so INTO THE SAME GENDER! This party is so MAN ON MAN ACTION! Seriously people, pull it together, amirite?
+251Here's a great drinking game: Take a shot every time you take a shot. Difficulty level: shitfaced. amirite?
+368sometimes you're talking to someone ridiculously attractive and you're just like "Sorry, what? I couldn't hear you over the imaginary sex i was having with you in my head.", amirite?
+434Why are girls like “oh it’s december i need a boyfriend to keep me warm” no, you can buy a coat like the rest of the single people, amirite?