What is Orange and sounds like a Parrot?
When you prepare me for dinner you take off my outside and cook my inside.When you eat me, you eat my outside and throw away my inside. Who am I?
There is a seven letter word that breaks when you say its name. What is it?
What English word has three double consecutive letters?

mississippi?

There is a donkey tied to a rope. The rope is only five feet long but there is some food twenty feet away. How can the donkey get to the food?

the rope isn't tied to anything else

Lucy had it first, Ethel had it last, Mary Silly had it twice until she married Peter Stupid and never had it again. What is it?

the letter L

What has a neck but no head?
You invest $100 today in a company. You earn 10% in your first year but lose 10% in the second year. At the end of the second year do you have more, less or the same as you started with?
If you had one match and entered a room in which there were a kerosene lamp, an oil burner, and a wood burning stove, which would you light first?

the match

If a doctor gave you three pills and told you to take one every half hour, how long would they last you?
Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
What goes around the world and stays in a corner?
You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?
What goes up and down the stairs without moving?

the rail?

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?