Contrary to popular belief, breathing is performed by the lungs in the human body. amirite?

We breathe through the 9 holes in our castles

A bar tenders job is to poison people, amirite?

But with consent.

We categorize our food by how it looks, not how it tastes or how it smells, amirite?
People crap on BMW drivers for being rude but not nearly enough contempt is heaped on Chevy pickup owners who are the most hostile drivers on earth, amirite?

Any vehicle is capable of having an asshole in it but the ones that stand out are the motorcycle riders. Not the Harley kind but the Kawasaki Ninja and any related type, I don't know if I've ever seen one actually even somewhat obey the speed limit and not weave through traffic or generally try to kill themselves or others.

For depressed people, walking around with a mouth covering is a nice way to not have to worry about forcing smiles when you really don't want to. amirite?

Except people who pay attention can see the sadness in your eyes

Star Wars universe has no internet, amirite?

It takes place long before the internet was invented.

Since water never naturally leave the Earth and just cycles, rain is actually purified and diluted dinosaur pee. amirite?
The kindest people on Earth are fast food workers who slip in extra nuggets, amirite?

I imagine there are people that do the same with the meat patties in burgers but I have never heard of or seen one.

A fart is not complete unless you smell it, amirite?
Frodo was the only owner of the ring to never use it in battle, amirite?
The Death Star's pantry must have been MASSIVE. amirite?
"Ignorance is bliss" seems extra cowardly than helpful. amirite?


But people who say that usually think they're superior and that they know a lot more than the rest of us, poor humans.

When two people have different ideologies, they will only view things with a biased perspective and discard anything that sways them from their ideology, even if it's the truth. amirite?
Frodo was the only owner of the ring to never use it in battle, amirite?
@bertlp He used it when he was in battle and hid from the ring wraiths I believe it's fellowship that he does and again in...

He got stabbed, he didn't really fight. He used the ring to hide in every fight he had. He never attacked anyone while wearing the ring

Humans are the only species which looks at "being fat" as a bad trait while choosing a mate. amirite?

I'm not sure that's true