Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate anything, including birthdays.
I do. Bad habit, I know.
On 4/20 they are high so they blame their bloodshot eyes on their contacts.
yes! My best friend sometimes breathes super loud and I can't stand it!
M is for miserable peeeeople.
My Spanish teacher had a husband from Peru. And then he killed himself. Because he was caught with child pornography.
Ditto. It's quite disgraceful.
I always end up watching Ugly Betty.
At first I thought you meant No Problems. Wow.
My friend said that the cafeteria green beans "tasted like airport".
I was at McDonald's with my boyfriend (who's black) and we saw a guy with homemade swastika and "KKK" tattoos. It was quite unsettling.
Mine does. Especially at sporting events. She just whips the bag right out.
"I've lost my pussy, virginity."