See that beautiful woman over there? She marries old men and then kills them for the insurance money. See that kind man helping a small child? He's a child molester. See that adorable little boy? He punched his mother in the stomach yesterday causing her to miscarry. See that lovely and polite gentleman? He runs a white power organisation in his spare time.
Go to the Armenian part of Google Translator and type in "stop fucking telling me to do shit on Google translator", type the resulting characters into the French translator backwards, wait two weeks, and then go lick a cactus.
Try turning into a moose everytime someone drops their wallet.
This was the most incoherent rambling story I've ever seen in all my years on amirite.
Congratulations.
Chapter 1: The Dill-do
It looks like New York is getting in the Christmas spirit. All the store windows have trees in them.
All in all, this is why I should never be allowed to play God. Fuck you, Kurt.
That's a cat.
See that beautiful woman over there? She marries old men and then kills them for the insurance money. See that kind man helping a small child? He's a child molester. See that adorable little boy? He punched his mother in the stomach yesterday causing her to miscarry. See that lovely and polite gentleman? He runs a white power organisation in his spare time.
FUCKING JUDGE EVERYONE
Go to the Armenian part of Google Translator and type in "stop fucking telling me to do shit on Google translator", type the resulting characters into the French translator backwards, wait two weeks, and then go lick a cactus.
Now I wish I had a time macne so I could go back & apologize for laughing.
One of them is a ventriloquist
This is really irrelevant, but young Eminem reminds me a lot of Frodo Baggins.