Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters, perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire. amirite?
@ThisChick I fucking love you. XD

i love fucking you too!

sorry i have dyslexiahello smilie

Funny prank: Change all the names in someone's phonebook to other peoples' names, and then while they're trying to figure it out you beat them to death with a crowbar, amirite?
@newbie also try this one: put the hand of someone who is sleeping in a glass of water and then pee on him!

no try this: get a gum wrapper, fold it back up, offer it to somebody, and when they see there's no gum, take their virginity without asking.

think about it, 4 x 3 x 2 x 1 = 4! amirite?
Love is like two people holding a rubber band. They pull, then when one person let's go, it's the person who held on that gets hurt, amirite?

POTDs are like pizzas- some of them are extra cheesy, and you get a little suspicious when like 4 of them are delivered to the same location in a short amount of time.

When Hermione's true love left her, she continued on to help Harry defeat the most powerful wizard of all time. When Bella's true love left her, she curled up in the fetal position for four months, cried, and jumped off a cliff. amirite?
Just because you attract a lot of nasty skanks does not mean you're a stud. It means that your own kind recognizes you. amirite?
Guys: You find it really hard not to tell girls the huge secret about penises that we can never let them know. amirite?
Guys: you love it when you put a load in the dishwasher and she swallows, amirite?
@Can someone explain this? I feel dumb for not getting it...sorry.. :[

there's a well known robot in China that washes your dishes, but is known to malfunction and actually eat/digest the dishes. guys like this because it means less time wasted on chores and more time to hike Asia on the trail Alexander the Great took conquering people LIKE A BOSS

Now that the world is accustomed to Bluetooth headsets, it makes talking to yourself on the sidewalk that much easier, amirite?
@GabbyGirlie815 What's with all the really old POTDs lately?

idk maybe anthony is modeling them after your mom.

I put that "Take ten years off" make-up on my 9 and a half year old brother. I don't know where he went, but it might explain why my mom got fat and is acting like a bitch, amirite?
@KickAss Nope, the stork ate him!

why would a stork eat a baby. i mean that's not even cool to talk about man. watch what you say on this site, i'm highly offended.
i was once a baby. you know how i would feel if a stork ate me? i would be beyond mad, very sad, and partially digested.

spew some of your crude humor again and i might just have to SHIT ON YOUR GRAVE

Nice Hummer. Sorry about your penis, amirite?
Who came up with hugs? The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing?...Why are you holding me?" "Just trust me." amirite?
@Hugs release endorphins :]

Seaworld releases endolphins

You wonder if Buzz and Woody ever met any of Andy's mom's toys, especially since they probably have the same names, amirite?
@rapemasterflex I am 12 and what is this


lol jk this is amirite gtfo

"How DARE you say the word rape!? That's insensitive to victims of sexual assault!" "INSENSITIVE?! DON'T YOU EVER USE THAT WORD! IT'S OFFENSIVE TO PEOPLE WHO DON'T HAVE SENSES!" It's never gonna stop, amirite?
@Teeth?! You're offending toothless people!

toothless people?!?! you're offending my grandmother!