i love fucking you too!
sorry i have dyslexia
no try this: get a gum wrapper, fold it back up, offer it to somebody, and when they see there's no gum, take their virginity without asking.
salmon are too mainstream
POTDs are like pizzas- some of them are extra cheesy, and you get a little suspicious when like 4 of them are delivered to the same location in a short amount of time.
Keyword being "if", because, who wants to be Bella's friend?
i put the STD in stud, now all i need is U
no we don't, that's a fire hazard
there's a well known robot in China that washes your dishes, but is known to malfunction and actually eat/digest the dishes. guys like this because it means less time wasted on chores and more time to hike Asia on the trail Alexander the Great took conquering people LIKE A BOSS
idk maybe anthony is modeling them after your mom.
why would a stork eat a baby. i mean that's not even cool to talk about man. watch what you say on this site, i'm highly offended.
i was once a baby. you know how i would feel if a stork ate me? i would be beyond mad, very sad, and partially digested.
spew some of your crude humor again and i might just have to SHIT ON YOUR GRAVE
Nice chain. Sorry about the c-c-c-combo breaker!
It's neither about Bin Laden or about a guy that's Bin Laid.
Seaworld releases endolphins
THIS IS SPARTA
lol jk this is amirite gtfo
toothless people?!?! you're offending my grandmother!