+1,251The difference between a cat and a comma is that one has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause. amirite?
+1,209You can’t prove there isn’t a magic teapot floating around on the dark side of the moon with a dwarf inside of it that reads romance novels and shoots lightning out of its boobs, but it seems pretty unlikely, amirite?
+328A normal person learns from their mistakes. A stupid person doesn't learn. A smart person learns from others' mistakes. And a genius learns from hypothetical mistakes, amirite?
+297Someday theres going to be a product called Instant Water, Just add water, and they'll make millions, amirite?
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+266Every guy in the room will change the position they're sitting in within the first 20 seconds of a nude/sex scene, amirite?
+360Joy cells are obviously stored in your hair. Bald people tend to be referred to as grumpy bald men, not giddy men with no hair, amirite?
+355The saying "Drunken words are sober thoughts" is overused and cliché, but still so very true, amirite?
+146Life would be boring without swear words. I mean, saying "pass the fucking salt" is alot better than "pass the salt", amirite?