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+1,251The difference between a cat and a comma is that one has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause. amirite?

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+1,209You can’t prove there isn’t a magic teapot floating around on the dark side of the moon with a dwarf inside of it that reads romance novels and shoots lightning out of its boobs, but it seems pretty unlikely, amirite?

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+575Bald people in turtlenecks look like a giant roll-on deodorant, amirite?

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+177A polite penis will stand up, so the woman may sit, amirite?

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+328A normal person learns from their mistakes. A stupid person doesn't learn. A smart person learns from others' mistakes. And a genius learns from hypothetical mistakes, amirite?

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+297Someday theres going to be a product called Instant Water, Just add water, and they'll make millions, amirite?

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+266Every guy in the room will change the position they're sitting in within the first 20 seconds of a nude/sex scene, amirite?

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+320A kiss is the merging of two souls, becoming one. You know, if souls were saliva, amirite?

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+411I'm a great listener. Just ask the TV, amirite?

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+327Everybody likes a six-pack. Girls like the muscles, guys like the beers, amirite?

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+360Joy cells are obviously stored in your hair. Bald people tend to be referred to as grumpy bald men, not giddy men with no hair, amirite?

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+355The saying "Drunken words are sober thoughts" is overused and cliché, but still so very true, amirite?

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+146Life would be boring without swear words. I mean, saying "pass the fucking salt" is alot better than "pass the salt", amirite?

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+436Either swear, or don't. But don't censor yourself out, amirite?

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+290"I like eminem because he raps about life" ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED? Isn't all rap about life, as in their OWN life? amirite?

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