I didn't realize it was 2005 again
That and when I went to hit my gable I would swing down but never hit the desk but instead yell " GABLE GABLE GABLE".
Honestly, I think college is stupid. It used to be awesome, but now is the age of free information. It's absolutely useless to pay money to go to a specific place to learn things that are available for free all over the internet. College is just a scam, now. You're essentially paying for the piece of paper that allows you to get a better job. What exactly makes college a better source of information on a subject than the internet? Nothing.
What are skinny feels?
What happened to the third Muslim to make him lose that .4?
I would make a noose out of razor wire, put it around my neck and climb onto a chair. Then, I would glue my hands to my head and jump off. It would cut my head off with my hands still attached and look like I ripped my own head off. Cool, huh?
Testing for sharks in the bathtub
I can count all of my friends on one hand. While it's in a fist.
Remember Smarterchild? He was a sweet botfriend..
They spelled it as Swarley once.
I can't believe you just came up with a politically correct way to be racist.
Try being the teenage ginger.
Bloody hell, that was awkward.
Now wonder I was so confused at first. I read it as "Physics." xD