SchrodingersCat

How to get over your fear of the dark: As soon as you turn the lights off, start masturbating. No monster wants to see that shit. While doing it, stare at the corner and whisper, tenderly, “this is for you”, amirite?
How to get over your fear of the dark: As soon as you turn the lights off, start masturbating. No monster wants to see that shit. While doing it, stare at the corner and whisper, tenderly, “this is for you”, amirite?

I started and he left, but then Mike Wazowski came back and brought all his work buddies to watch :(

An apple a day may keep the doctor away but not the emergency room. Stupid eating disorders, amirite?

They say millions of people struggle with eating disorders...but I'd say they're pretty good at it.

Dudes, before you make her too angry, remember, females have more experience cleaning up blood stains, amirite?

Were those blood stains there from when she tried to park her car? Poor guy

Rebecca is gonna get down to Wal-Mart on Black Friday, amirite?

She's going to be stuck in the furniture department all day while looking at the seats there.

AIDS patients: Don't fuck with them, amirite?

Seriously, why was she so pissed off? When I said I was a positive person, I meant HIV.

All the pictures that have been and will be taken are already available on your screens. It's simply a matter of arranging the pixels properly, amirite?
@WolfeDeWary Go fuck a cactus you prick!

The prick will get pricked while fucking the cactus then.

Imagine if we suddenly started saying the meaning of the swear instead of the actual word. "Shit, I can't believe you did that, you fucking asshole" would be "poop, I can't believe you did that, you having-sex butthole." Amirite?

What the eternal place of fiery torture man? I swear to Almighty Creator, I will beat your donkey.

This must be how it works; Germ #1- "Oooh, look dude, there's food on the ground, lets go." Germ #2- "Nahh, man. It hasn't been 5 seconds yet." Germ #1- "Yeah, you're right. Gotta follow the rules.", amirite?
@Not many comments for this POTD...

Wow, you're right. Then again, it's been PoTD for about 3 minutes now.

Ariel from the little mermaid is the hottest disney princess, amirite?

Belle, easily. She has the brains.

I think the reason why Google added that Incognito Tab to its browser, and who will use it, is obvious. amirite?

That spy man has seen things he'll never be able to unsee.

Drug dealers should make a drug called Homework so that parents can't complain their children aren't doing it, amirite?
@We should rename sex "homework".

I guess the kids on 16 and Pregnant were trying to get extra credit then, huh?

You'd rather club a baby seal to death than get clubbed to death by a baby seal, amirite?

I'd much rather prefer to go to a club with a baby seal

Though cool at first, the "Top Rated Comments" feature on YouTube has become kind of annoying. The clichéd comments have made it like MLIA, amirite?

0 people didn't get the top rated Youtube comment.

vicky is a terrible name, amirite?

"If you don't want your summer to be lame and icky, pick up the phone and call me: 'I'm Vicky!'"