I never understood why someone didn't tell her "Ella, don't do anything unless you want to."

That's cuz it's been proven that redheaded women are found much more attractive than redheaded men
and yeah you know how they always make people in movies attractive

Avada Kedavra may be his deadliest spell (lol), but its nowhere near being his "biggest trick"...he can do magic that could do all sorts of things to Darth Vader that don't involve a single dodgeable jet of light.

Len, man, you're on a roll

choc-oat chip cookies are amazing :P

people need it BECAUSE they don't use it...

I alwats liked Goyle better. For no reason. Confirmed instincts when Cravbe feindfyered the room of requirement.

A giraffecankill a lion with one kick. Id just not go for said giraffes.

Guacamaole has a ton of stuff in it other than just avocado: lemon juice, salt, pepper, onions, sometimes tomatoes or mangos, anything

Just happened to me with SHMs new song, 'dont you worry child'. Go listen; its good! :)

My rowing coach once said that africans were fast runners because they were always running away from lions and tigers that were trying to eat their children.

He was joking...i think

Because the name "Valentine's Day" suggests that you need a Valentine, or a special someone, obviously typically romantically, to celebrate it.

knock, knock.

who's there?

not susie.

Shouldn't feel bad, not shouldn't vote No Way, sorry I should have made that clearer

Its also because it's extremely difficult to think of a successful utopian society that is also somewhat realistic