There is a nonzero chance you've shaken hands with a criminal, amirite?

Unless you've never shaken hands with anyone in your life

Theee is a very small chance you may be related to the first people on earth. amirite?

The rest of us are related to aliens.

A mile is not that far away to spot something. amirite?
It's accepted as normal if you cough or sneeze in public, but not if you fart. Despite the fact that coughing and sneezing can spread infections, while farts can't. amirite?

Cause fart smelly and others ain't

And typing in all caps at the same time? You're officially lying for attention.

Living is hell and dying is going to heaven, amirite?
Anything that comes out of human body stinks, amirite?

I was 6 once too

If you stood on the north or south pole and ran in circles you're technically time traveling, amirite?
The sense of life is running from death, amirite?

I feel the sense of life is being so close to death it's teasing you but you never quite get that sweet relief, until you do

People talk about which hand is their dominant one, but no one has ever said anything about which side of your mouth you use to chew. amirite?

I chew dominantly with the left, I noticed when I was younger and has to have braces

Life sentence is worse than death, because you have to live with no longer meaning anything for who knows how long. amirite?
@jc2176 Yea but you can find joy in reading and even thinking... when your dead you are just dead

Unless they never give you a book, or something to write with. Or if you're illiterate.

You might have walked over where you'll be buried in the future. amirite?
It's adorable when puppies yawn but hilarious when humans yawn, amirite?

It's fairly mundane when humans yawn

3 urinals with dividers are almost as effective as 5 urinals without dividers. amirite?

If the urinals are full you still have 5 places to piss

A man born at 23:59 can legally drink on his birthday for 23 hours and 58 minutes before ACTUALLY turning 18 (or 21), while a man born at 00:00 can't legally drink even ONE minute before his birthday. amirite?

This is why drinking age should really be a suggestion. A few days leniency is fine. A couple of days wouldn't make it a big deal to your body's development.

If your legal age is Monday. I would like to let you in Friday in the club.