Dildos can be earrings if you're brave enough. amirite?

Earrings can be dildos if you're brave enough

Since most elderly people are orphans, that makes retirement homes orphanages, amirite?

Except orphan refers specifically to children so unless their parents kicked it when they were kids, it isnt.

Nothing shows an entertainer's career is almost over as much as becoming a judge on a reality show. amirite?

coughLudacriscough

Pulling on it won't make it any bigger, amirite?
Pulling on it won't make it any bigger, amirite?
Hub caps are only found on really cheap cars and really expensive cars, nothing in between. amirite?
You can milk any mammal and drink their milk, amirite?

Okay..milk me then

If they take you out to a restaurant like Applebee's, you're the side piece. amirite?

You got it backwards.

Life may get better for all of us now that Tool is on Spotify, amirite?
Given the time we all spend on electronic devices we could start using electricity as global currency, amirite?

Energy is already a global currency.

People say they feel like a million bucks when they are happy, therefore, chickens must feel like a million clucks when they are happy. amirite?
We could eventually end up selling usernames like we do domains. amirite?

I have hoped for this, actually. I have a very very common last name, and can't ever get an email address or username that doesn't have to include many random numbers. I would happily pay for a simple username.

Every time you use hand sanitizer you Massacre millions and millions of living organisms. amirite?

It isn't vegan

Parasites are less cared about than one would think, they are so creepy. amirite

By definition human fetuses are parasites.... and they are creepy

When you add mayo to chopped eggs, potatoes, or chicken, it makes it a salad. But when you add mayo to chopped salad, it's coleslaw. amirite?
@krisjimsampson Coleslaw is a salad too.

Ok FRADON - if that's even ur real name but you don't CALL it salad