SheCallsMeButtaCup

If you were the one who wrote plays for elementary schoolers, you would sneak in slight innuendos to keep parents interested, amirite?

Disney already does that

There is no "I" in "Team" but there is one in "Traitor"

You hate when someone says "where" when they mean "wear", and vice versa. amirite?

I hate when people mix up "you're" and "your" I am always correcting people on it.

If it would be disgusting if ketchup were in a color other than red. Just imagine dipping your fries in ketchup that was, say, a deep forest green, or a bright sky blue. amirite?
@Blucatt did you try it yet?

No but I wanted to get some and bring the ketchup home and when a friend asked for some I would give them the green kind and tell them that it is a little old, but it'll be fine.

Even though you are supposed to support friends, there is just a point where you can't take it anymore and you don't feel like being nice, amirite?

Dude that is exactly what is going on with my fried!

People on the west side of the US: You have never heard of the store Harris Teeter, amirite?

Ohh i used to live in North Carolina and we had them and so i thouhgt it was just an east coast thing

If it would be disgusting if ketchup were in a color other than red. Just imagine dipping your fries in ketchup that was, say, a deep forest green, or a bright sky blue. amirite?

BK today is giving out free fries with green ketchup

If it would be disgusting if ketchup were in a color other than red. Just imagine dipping your fries in ketchup that was, say, a deep forest green, or a bright sky blue. amirite?

I do too it is just nasty! But pleas do let me know!

Music is always better 20 years later , like most things, amirite?

Canned spam is defiantly not better 20 years after you buy it...

there is no really attractive way to put on a pullover. amirite?

There is also not really an attractive way to put gum in your mouth. You could try and shove the whole stick in, but then a small part is still sticking out and it looks weird. You could chomp down on it, but then you look like a fool going "NOM NOM NOM" and there is that possibility of spit stings after you bite off a piece. So what really is the best way to to do?

For an iPod, iPad, anything Apple fanatic, this is hard for me to admit but, apple products are great at first, and then they start having really annoying glitches after a while, amirite?

My Ipod doesn't shut off even when I hold the button down, it just turns the screen off and then wastes my battery and there is no other way to turn it off and It annoys me to no end.

Best Motto:If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you, amirite?

Really? I didn't know I'm sorry I didn't mean to steal an idea of yours I just remembered it and wanted to put it up. I'm sorry

The grass is only greener on the other side because it's chemically treated and will probably die pretty soon, amirite?

The grass may be greener on the other side, but that means the water bill is more expensive

Look up the word defenestrate. It's now your new favorite word, amirite?

My history teacher used to tell us that he would do that to us if we were bad. Once a kid fell asleep in his class so he took plastic wrap and wrapped it around him and his chair and then rolled the chair into the hallway and left him out there. He was the coolest teacher ever!