Straight people: girls- sometimes you see a gey guy whos cute but gey so it's suck. guys- sometimes you see a gey guy whos cute but gey and your straight so it also sucks. amirite?
@Flibbertigibbet listen...i kno a gey person and he said he doesnt like when people say things are 'gay'

If you use gay as a synonym for stupid, people may be offended, but that's because it's using a proper term for someone's sexual orientation as an insult. If you use gay properly, no one will get offended.

Keith is the worst name a guy can have, amirite?

I got stuck with Shelby. I'd take Keith any day.


Beiber jokes stopped being funny months ago, dude.

Something interesting about the Harry Potter trio - all three could've easily fit into different houses. Hermione's got the intelligence to fight perfectly in Ravenclaw, Ron's undying loyalty could've placed him in Hufflepuff, and we know Harry could've been sorted into Slytherin, amirite?
@Astronaut_Will Ravenclaw's are clever. Hermionie was just book smart. There's a difference.

I like to look at it like Dumbledore did, choices over abilities. Hermione had the smarts for Ravenclaw without a doubt, but she valued bravery more than she did learning. I think that's why she got Gryffindor.

The best books to reread are the Harry Potter books because then you can see all the crazy foreshadowing you missed when reading them the first time. Like in Chamber of Secrets: "holy shit, Harry feels close to the diary because they're both Horcruxs, how did I miss that?", amirite?

In HBP after Ron gets poisoned, Hagrid and Harry are talking in the corridor. Hagrid says he heard Snape and Dumbledore arguing by the lake, that Snape said something about not wanting to do it anymore. That was one of the memories in the DH chapter "A Prince's Tale."

If 2012 ISN'T the end of the do you explain the death of Michael Jackson and Steve Jobs? amirite?

Michael Jackson died almost three years ago, dude.

Practicing homosexuality is not a trait a person is born with, you don't see a 10 year old talking with a fake gay lisp. amirite?

Yeah, you're an idiot.

One of the ways Twilight is cool is because Bella loves Jacob even though he's Indian, while in Harry Potter, there are only white people, because I guess J K Rowling just doesn't like people who aren't white. Just one reason Twilight is better, amirite?

JK Rowling doesn't like people who aren't white? Missed all the underlying racism in Twilight, I take it?

It would be a little weird if you caught your female teacher reading Fifty Shades of Grey. amirite?

Why just female teachers? It'd be weird with a teacher of either sex.

It's not bad to have size A boobs, that just means your brain is bigger, amirite?

You do know that there is no correlation between brain size and intelligence?

It should become a law where you must be at least 14 years old to have a cell phone, amirite?

I think the right age to get a phone is once a kid enters junior high/middle school. Sure, smart phones aren't necessary, especially not for a kid who's nine or so, but outlawing them is a foolish idea.

Abstinence only education is just like "hold it" potty training. amirite?
@ilikefurrywolves4815 Are there still schools that teach abstinence only education?

My school taught us that way. It's in Michigan, and I think many other schools in the Midwest do as well.

It annoys you when you're having a conversation with certain people, and they make fun of you for using "big words"; "Propo- whaat? Proportional? What the fuck does that mean?! You fucking loser...", amirite?

I was told to stop saying "imply" because it's too confusing.

It would be really convenient if you could text 911, because in a situation where you have to be quiet a phone call is not generally something you would do, amirite?

If you call 911 and don't say anything, they can still trace the call, and they'll send someone to your home anyway.

When I say being gay is a sin, and you say "why does it matter if it's a sin? Why can't you just let them be happy?" is like say "Sure that guy murder 6 people, but killing makes him happy, so you shouldn't tell him it's wrong.", amirite?

Dude, I'm gay. Why would God have made me this way if He was just going to send me to Hell? I don't choose to be gay, just like I don't choose to have brown hair. God loves people, and He wouldn't make me live through the shitty life I have just to be sent to Hell afterwards because of how He made me.