After being born, you briefly wore your mother as a hat, amirite?
Birds aren't just closely related to dinosaurs. They are dinosaurs. amirite?
arkansas is technically (kansas)-1, amirite?
People laugh about how cats love boxes, but if there was suddenly a box bigger than you in your living room, you'd probably go in it too. amirite?
Puzzles are a scam. You already have the end result before you even start. amirite?

that's so true oh my

You technically are born at a very young age because it took months for you to develop, amirite?
Things that we eat could have been someone's excrement, amirite?

My nephew was eating wild blackberries that were growing above our septic tank the other day.

Unironically lot of people probably know the lyrics to Rickroll. amirite?
There should be a mandated internet blackout every day from 7-9 pm. amirite?

I'd rather have personal freedoms

Wonder if hot dogs triggered flashbacks to WW1 vets. amirite?

Hot dogs is a de-Germanic action of the word "frankfurter" to keep selling the sausage during Ww1

Someone has accurately predicted their spontaneous death to the second and didn't get to tell anyone about their amazing prediction, amirite?
@freq432 How far in advance are we talking about? There's tons of people who've seen their own death coming right before...

Right so when I say spontaneous I'm talking like you're paying for sunflower seeds at the gas station and say "hey wouldn't it be crazy if I died right now" then a car comes crashing in through the front doors and kills you. Basically, think of those random ass deaths you've seen videos of. Right before the death happens, what if the person said, "lol imagine I died right now" and then boom. This exact scenario could have happened before but unfortunately, dead men tell no tales

The world has been told to wash their hands regularly and be extra cautious around others. But instead humans have decided they need to buy enough toilet paper to build a toilet paper kingdom and this will somehow save them. amirite?

Unless there is a fire...

Your digestive system just mixes solid smoothies. It's a solid-smoothie maker, amirite?

It makes soft serve!!!

You don't know how your body functions but your brain does, even though you are your brain. amirite?

There is no YOU only a conglomeration of cells that ends up defining itself through very complex interactions that came to build themselves this way by chance.

The Big Bang happened and by chance of a incomprehensible amount of interactions the atoms that make up what you claim to be YOU today ended up self sustaining through these interactions. Life is a continuum where there is no easy way to define YOU. You morphed and changed slowly over billions of years to come together at an extreme consciousness that now you can call yourself.

It's mind blowing that we dont really ever go away or ever come into existence you've always been there changing and adapting and you will always be here.

Somewhere there is an industrial nacho cheese production facility with giant vats of liquid cheese to support taco bell and movie theaters. amirite?

That's just not how manufacturing of FMCG works. Giant vats or silos are typically for ingredients, storage of finished goods is nearly always packaged (for domestic or commercial use) ready to ship

ETA, no, liquid cheese is not an ingredient