Right so when I say spontaneous I'm talking like you're paying for sunflower seeds at the gas station and say "hey wouldn't it be crazy if I died right now" then a car comes crashing in through the front doors and kills you. Basically, think of those random ass deaths you've seen videos of. Right before the death happens, what if the person said, "lol imagine I died right now" and then boom. This exact scenario could have happened before but unfortunately, dead men tell no tales
I have this deep fear that one day a message of questionable appropriateness destined for my wife gets randomly sent to someone else in my contact list from a software bug.
Think trigonometry. cos(-1)= arccos
"prior to your birth"
Read again, but slowly.
My nephew was eating wild blackberries that were growing above our septic tank the other day.
Right so when I say spontaneous I'm talking like you're paying for sunflower seeds at the gas station and say "hey wouldn't it be crazy if I died right now" then a car comes crashing in through the front doors and kills you. Basically, think of those random ass deaths you've seen videos of. Right before the death happens, what if the person said, "lol imagine I died right now" and then boom. This exact scenario could have happened before but unfortunately, dead men tell no tales
Unless there is a fire...
It makes soft serve!!!
Until the dummies learn about the Dunning-Krueger effect. Then they'll believe they are dummies because that would mean they actually aren't
Euthanasia/assisted suicide is legal in many states.
What?
Apparently you've never played Mega Man 1 while buzzed.
Life is terminal and sexually transmitted.
This guy maths.
I have this deep fear that one day a message of questionable appropriateness destined for my wife gets randomly sent to someone else in my contact list from a software bug.
Nothing worse than an infection in your weenus.
Often in the same sentence