arkansas is technically (kansas)-1, amirite?
You technically are born at a very young age because it took months for you to develop, amirite?
Things that we eat could have been someone's excrement, amirite?

My nephew was eating wild blackberries that were growing above our septic tank the other day.

Someone has accurately predicted their spontaneous death to the second and didn't get to tell anyone about their amazing prediction, amirite?
@freq432 How far in advance are we talking about? There's tons of people who've seen their own death coming right before...

Right so when I say spontaneous I'm talking like you're paying for sunflower seeds at the gas station and say "hey wouldn't it be crazy if I died right now" then a car comes crashing in through the front doors and kills you. Basically, think of those random ass deaths you've seen videos of. Right before the death happens, what if the person said, "lol imagine I died right now" and then boom. This exact scenario could have happened before but unfortunately, dead men tell no tales

The world has been told to wash their hands regularly and be extra cautious around others. But instead humans have decided they need to buy enough toilet paper to build a toilet paper kingdom and this will somehow save them. amirite?

Unless there is a fire...

Your digestive system just mixes solid smoothies. It's a solid-smoothie maker, amirite?

It makes soft serve!!!

An often symptom a being dumb is the lack of realizing that you're a dummy. amirite?

Until the dummies learn about the Dunning-Krueger effect. Then they'll believe they are dummies because that would mean they actually aren't

The blind are the easiest to purge, amirite?
@Tuggspeedmen The blind should lead the blind

lead the blind, the blind should.


(Commands: 'opt out', 'delete')

More house pets probably die directly from lethal injection rather than natural causes due to more owners opting to euthanize them. amirite?
@Then why don't we do it for humans

Euthanasia/assisted suicide is legal in many states.

The voice in our head is always at the same volume, it's impossible to scream in our head. amirite?

Apparently you've never played Mega Man 1 while buzzed.

The actual #1 leading cause of death is cardiac arrest, amirite?

Life is terminal and sexually transmitted.

If man born in 1780 lived to 120 and then fathered a child who lived to be 120, that child would still be alive today, amirite?

This guy maths.

We take for granted the fact that messages like texts and emails are reliably delivered to the person you sent them to. amirite?
@I know... I dont know why I try getting away with lying about it... its not a valid excuse.

I have this deep fear that one day a message of questionable appropriateness destined for my wife gets randomly sent to someone else in my contact list from a software bug.

When awake it is more effort to shut your eyes but when tired it is more effort to keep your eyes open, amirite?

Genius at work.