Getting POTD is harder than convincing your grandma you're not hungry, amirite?

I have to No Way my own post now.

Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. "Look at this bitch, eating those fucking crackers like she owns the place!", amirite?
When you imagine a serial killer, you think of a white man, amirite?

Black people don't do crazy shit. They steal, sell drugs, and then get the fuck out. White people have to go torture people and decapitate bitches.

<strong><a href="" target="_blank" style="color:#0000bb;"></a></strong> is cool, amirite?

Comics Sans. troll smilie

You hate burning your night, amirite?

Can't tell if it's a masturbation joke....or a Spongebob joke..

Pluto is not a planet. Science is a bit more important than appeasing a bunch of 90s kids, amirite?

"When I was a kid, Pluto was planet and we played with sticks, not iPads!"

I wish all of these people would shut the fuck up. They're worse than trolls.

You pronounce amirite like "ah-MEE-ruh-tay" amirite?
@yuppers your dumb


ono smilie
Don't ever call someone dumb ever again.

When you wash your hands, and you have to walk to find something to dry them with, you walk around with your hands facing up like "Don't touch me, I'm sterile!", amirite?
Girls: You cannot orgasm from vaginal penetration alone, amirite?
It would be cool if the commercial break was made up of one big commercial that included all the products you normally see in a commercial break. Like a family riding in a Ford Fusion go out to State Farm to get life insurance. One of the kids is playing with a Barbie doll in the car. She starts to choke on one of Barbie's shoes and they have to go to St. Mary's hospital. Then, once the child is revived, they end the day with dinner at Applebee's. Amirite?
@Yay I'm really happy I got POTD :) this is the best thing that has ever happened in my life. Everrr. I love you all...

If you're gonna impersonate favvkes, you gotta have the troll face.

Tsk, tsk. Amateur.

Being a doctor must be way more exciting than being a dentist, because if someone gets sick or is having a baby on a plane or something, you can help them and be the hero. But if you're a dentist, I doubt this ever happens: OH GOD THIS PERSON HAS A CAVITY! IS ANYONE HERE A DENTIST!? amirite?

Cavities can be some serious shit, bro.

Fanfiction: because it would have been better if everyone had had sex, amirite?

Most Fanfiction is so fucking weird...

Never again..

A negative boy was debating the pros and cons of going to a radical party. He decided to be square and missed out on four awesome chicks. But that’s okay, because it was all over by two AM. Amirite?

For people that don't get it:
A negative boy (-b) couldn't decide (+ or -) wether to go to a radical (the radical) party or be square (b squared) and miss out on four awesome chicks (-4ac), the whole thing was over at 2 A.M. (over 2a)

If you pretend to shake salt into your mouth, you can actually taste the salt, amirite?
Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. "Look at this bitch, eating those fucking crackers like she owns the place!", amirite?