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Most girls now days don't want to be pretty. They want to be sexy.

And it's actually no one's business what they prefer.

Hello, slut of the school, please make your skirt a little shorter, I can only see half of your STD infested crotch. amirite?

"Hello, slut of the school, please have sex with me or I'll keep passive-aggressively slut-shaming you ."
-What OP really wants to say

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Every person dies two deaths: one when their heart beats no more, and the second when their name is said for the last time, amirite?

HITLER LIVES

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"It's annoying when you're getting head and..." it's impossible to finish that sentence, amirite?

"it turns out to be a bear"

It sucks when you're working in a group and you have to come up with a group name. You come up with all these awesome ideas, but nobody else likes them, amirite?

Pssht... I can't see why people don't like my names when we're in groups. I think, Jessica's Bitches is a great name for my group!

Most stick people are black, amirite?
People who ask random people for smokes are pretty stupid. You never know what that person might give you, amirite?

Yeah, I learned my lesson that time when I asked someone for a smoke and they gave me a weasel and I tried to smoke it and it turned out it was a weasel with weasel disease and so now I'm a weasel.

Cheerleaders are absolutely pointless. They help no one and are a complete waste of money. amirite?

I could put anything in place of cheerleaders and this statement would still be just as dumb

Football players are absolutely pointless. They help no one and are a complete waste of money.
Swimmers are absolutely pointless. They help no one and are a complete waste of money.
Pianists are absolutely pointless. They help no one and are a complete waste of money.
Dancers are absolutely pointless. They help no one and are a complete waste of money.

See? People don't do these things for your benefit, they do them because they enjoy it. Don't be so self-centered.

HonestTea should go one step further and make more drinks, but with special abilities. Such as ImmortaliTea, DisabiliTea, FataliTea, or HomosexualiTea, amirite?
@Scientist Mr. Tea

"I Pi-Tea the fool."

As an atheist, I'm wondering how my child would taste.

You don't understand how one looks down at their beautiful new born baby that they carried for 9 months and spent so many hours giving birth to and realise that this thing is going to change their life in so many amazing ways and then proceed to name it Laquisha, amirite?
Arizona says life starts two weeks before conception. That is incredibly stupid, amirite?