See that pregnant teen over there? She was raped. See that guy doing his homework from last night? He convinced his friend out of suicide. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that guy who is sobbing? His mother is dying. See that show-off guy? He's standing up to bullies. See that fat woman? She has a health problem. Don't judge people if you don't know their life. ... amirite?

See that beautiful woman over there? She marries old men and then kills them for the insurance money. See that kind man helping a small child? He's a child molester. See that adorable little boy? He punched his mother in the stomach yesterday causing her to miscarry. See that lovely and polite gentleman? He runs a white power organisation in his spare time.

FUCKING JUDGE EVERYONE

Randomly purchasing 32 watermelons and then eating 17 of them isn't normal, but on math it is, amirite?

Teacher: Timmy, if you had $20 and asked your dad for $10, how much would you have?
Timmy: $20
Teacher: You don't know your maths!
Timmy: You don't know my dad!

god is real if someone come from the futer,god is not real if no one comes from the futer and we made the time macne also we were first than the futer, amirite?

Everyone calm the fuck down.
I have been to the future, and that's how we spell stuff in 3023

It's annoying when two gay people you don't even know, and whose relationship probably won't affect your life in any way, try to get married, amirite?

I know right?

I mean, two consenting adults having a relationship that doesn't do anything to my life, and they didn't allow ME and thousands of other strangers to vote on it?

It's annoying when two gay people you don't even know, and whose relationship probably won't affect your life in any way, try to get married, amirite?
@FlyingGuineaPig What's next? Joint back accounts? A lease together?? BASIC HUMAN RIGHTS???

HOLY SHIT I JUST HEARD SOME GAY PEOPLE WANTED TO ADOPT

This is an outrage - our orphanages aren't full yet!

You defy at least one stereotype, amirite?

Im a douchebag but I don't flip my collar up.

WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY?
THIS SITE GIVES ME MILLIONS OF HOURS OF VIDEOS FOR FREE, AND NOW THEY CHANGE ON ME?

CHANGE IS BAD AND MAKES ME RAGE

Instead of the Evolution Theory or the Creation Theory, every school should just teach Simon’s Theory: “Simon, how did the world begin?” “IT JUST FUCKING HAPPENED, OK?” “But why are we here?” “BECAUSE SHUT THE FUCK UP, THAT’S WHY”, Amirite?

THE SCHOOL OF ST. SIMON

(I was declared a Saint coz the Pope was like “Holy shit dude, why aren’t you a Saint yet?” and I was like “I know, right?”)

1. Every student shuts the fuck up and sits the fuck down in school and listens to their teacher, because kids backtalk too much these days.
2. Bullying will not be eradicated, and it will in fact be encouraged – kids nowadays are pussies. Learning to defend yourself and learning to develop a thick skin and not take shit seriously is an important part of education.
3. You don’t drop out, and if you do, you’re forced to either enter a trade course to learn how to be a plumber or something, or forced straight into work. No one is ending up on welfare on my watch.
4. If you’re too retarded to put a condom on, use birth control, dental dams, lubricant, etc., then you’re too retarded to have sex. And no sex at all before 16 – age of consent, motherfuckers.

@1229866

Anthony and the mods have gone mad with power.

Also, "Anthony and the mods" sounds like a pub rock band.

You hate that moment of panic when your parents tell you to wait in line at the cash register, and you're almost to the cashier and they're not back yet, amirite?

Ha, my mum always does crap like that to me. I'll go grocery shopping with her, and we'll have a big trolley of groceries, and then she'll leave to get one thing that she forgot, but she's gone for 20 minutes, and I end up at the cashier, and end up having to pay for it.

She also makes a habit of taking me to the shops with her, and then leaving when she's ready without telling me, driving off without me, so I have to take the bus home.

She swears she doesn't do it on purpose, but I have my doubts.

I came out of the closet on Facebook, and everyone just thought I got hacked.

Animal testing may be wrong, but letting thousands of people die from possibly curable diseases is worse. amirite?
@Phineas_and_Ferb thank you! i try telling this to people all the time. its like the animal commercials to adopt a pet, you should...

Getting a pet dog is a different situation to sponsoring a child.

And, I know this isn't relevant to the post, but it's just a "Always someone worse" argument. Like, someone wants to donate money to an animal abuse charity, and then someone points out there are women living in poverty, and people are more important than animals.

So the first person decides to donate money to the women living in poverty, but then someone else points out that the women may be poor, but they have homes, and there are homeless youth that could use the money more.

So the person decides to donate money to homeless youth organisation, but then another person says that at least these homeless youth are homeless in a 1st world country where they can at least eat food out of garbage cans and get water from drinking fountains, and people in 3rd world countries don't even have that.

In the end, just let people donate to the causes that are important to them.

Oh man, this is the first thing today that made me laugh for more than a minute.
Well done.

Asking "Who is the woman?" or "Who is the man?" to a gay couple is like going to a Chinese restaurant and asking which chopstick is the fork, amirite?
@i think its a valid question... like in modern family im guessing cameron would be the wife?

No, it's not.

It's just stupid. We're two men, or two women.
Even if one partner is more masculine/feminine then the other, homosexual relationships are not imitations of heterosexual ones.

Instead of the Evolution Theory or the Creation Theory, every school should just teach Simon’s Theory: “Simon, how did the world begin?” “IT JUST FUCKING HAPPENED, OK?” “But why are we here?” “BECAUSE SHUT THE FUCK UP, THAT’S WHY”, Amirite?
@Simon THE SCHOOL OF ST. SIMON (I was declared a Saint coz the Pope was like “Holy shit dude, why aren’t you a Saint...

5. People are gonna have different religions, beliefs, cultures, etc. You’re gonna have to live with these people, so suck it up and deal with it. However, if someone has a really insane belief (ex. Holocaust denial) feel free to point and laugh at them at every available opportunitity.
6. If you fail a year, you have to go back to Year 1 and start again. Similar to the Elite four in Pokemon . If you fail Year 6, you have to go back to Year 1 and do that, then Year 2, then Year 3, etc.
7. If I find out that any teacher is a paedophile, I will personally go to their house, kick them in the crotch, bash them with a cricket bat, give them the middle finger and then fire them.
8. The debating club will be run like real politics – it doesn’t matter what you say, how good a point you make, whether your position is correct, etc. – all that matters is how many friends you have, and how much people like you.