+38Guys: sometimes when you're faxing your girlfriend, and it's a huge load, it gets jammed in the rear. Then you have to thrust your fingers round back to release it. You feel relieved when you finally pull it out and your load gets sent to her, but you hope she doesn't make any little copies of it after a few months, amirite?
+36Maybe the gene for being naturally inclined to be overweight started as an evolutionary advantage-having fat to burn off is necessary for exercising or not eating for long amount of time. Our sedentary lifestyle can turn what was an advantage into an obstacle. It will be interesting in the future to see the evolution of Homo Sapien to Homo Novus and what evolution would do if it went against itself,amirite?
+140People who strive to be the most unique person in the room are a little annoying. Although I can understand wanting to standout, there's also nothing wrong with having similar qualities as other people, amirite?
+94I think open book tests are better than closed book tests, not because they allow the test taker access to the answers, but because of what they are testing. Closed book tests only gauge a test taker's ability to memorize information, while open book tests gauge their ability to FIND information. In the real world, I think this is a much more valuable skill.
-64You think it's perfectly natural to be in love with more than one person even when you're in a relationship, amirite?
0Maybe is a baby that needs to be loved, until it says its first word. Now depending on the first word, the mother and father of this maybe could fight whether the baby's first word was in fact yes. So they end up divorced and they must find our how to take care of this maybe and en up giving it to a good fried of theirs, but after they realize that the maybe should be with it's birth parents, they decide to remarry and get back their baby. They then live on and the maybe dies young, amirite?
-213Homosexuality is a choice, and like every choice there are retards too lazy to make a real decision so that explains bisexuals, amirite?
+161My fellow handsome straight men: Gay marriage seems like an alright idea, but if it's legal, what's gonna stop a gay man from coming to our houses at night, and gay marrying us while we're asleep? It really makes you think, amirite?
-7In a truly free society, you should be allowed to shoot everyone you disagree with, amirite?
+26It's hard to take the evil queen in the show "Once Upon a Time" seriously when she wears such revealing clothing, because even when she's all like, "I must destroy Snow White and everything she loves in some horrific way" all you're thinking is "heh, bewbs", amirite?
+299The dinosaurs' extinction probably came about as they were playing baseball, when someone saw a meteor coming towards them and said, "We better move out of the way or else our race will come to a SHORT STOP!" And when they were all winking and making tiny guns at each other, the meteor hit them and they all died, amirite?