+1,799Asking "Who is the woman?" or "Who is the man?" to a gay couple is like going to a Chinese restaurant and asking which chopstick is the fork, amirite?
+449Rape and sexual assault is not the victim’s fault, no matter how skimpy or provocative the clothes they were wearing. If the rapist couldn’t control themselves, regardless of what the victim was wearing, then they are not fit to be out in society, amirite?
+1,012If you're going to kill yourself, before you do it you should photoshop yourself out of all the pictures you can, burn all your previous possessions, and hack and delete all files of yourself, and then drown yourself in the ocean where your body will never be found, so all your friends will be like "Hey, what happened to Steve? Did ... did Steve ever exist? Did we just imagine him?" Amirite?
+1,198You feel really exhausted when, after a long plane ride, you still have to collect your luggage, find your hotel, unpack your stuff, and get the condoms full of heroin out of your arse, amirite?
+286If you found child pornography on your father's computer (or the computer of another close relative), no matter how much you loved them, you would still report them to the authorities, amirite?
+40Obviously making same-sex marriage legal will soon make it legal for people to marry their dogs. Just like when women were allowed to vote, and then horses were given voting rights, or when we freed the slaves, we also had to free the hamsters, amirite?
+183Why the hell did Harry name one of his kids after Snape? Yes, Snape was a good guy all along, and probably saved a lot of people by putting his life on the line, but that doesn’t change the fact that he was a complete douchenozzle to Harry for 6 years, amirite?
+994While we want to see realistic women and curvy ladies featured, being extremely overweight is just as bad an influence as being extremely underweight. A size 0 isn't healthy, but neither is a size 20, amirite?
+157Suicide isn’t always selfish. What can be selfish is forcing someone, who may have a good reason for wanting to die, to live just because you don’t want them gone, amirite?
+871Instead of the Evolution Theory or the Creation Theory, every school should just teach Simon’s Theory: “Simon, how did the world begin?” “IT JUST FUCKING HAPPENED, OK?” “But why are we here?” “BECAUSE SHUT THE FUCK UP, THAT’S WHY”, Amirite?
+330Gays: You're glad that Don't Ask, Don't Tell is gone so now you can finally join the army, train for months, survive harsh conditions, and risk the possibility of dying in war just to maybe catch a glance of the same sex naked in the shower, amirite?
+187Smoking marijuana is really no big deal. The people who think they're the shit for smoking weed and brag about it ("Oh, I got stoned tonight! And last night! And the night before!") are annoying, as are the self-righteous people who think they're the shit for not smoking it ("Only idiots smoke pot, so I never would.") Amirite?
-735The Holocaust was awful, and it brings you to tears to think about how many Jews are still out there to be killed, amirite?
+620As well as the option to learn foreign languages at school, there should also be the option to learn Sign Language. It's more universal, and could help thousand of people communicate better, amirite?