Love potions in Harry Potter are really just fancy date rape drugs. amirite?
Why don't they just cut out the middleman and make a mirror that takes pictures, amirite?

Why not give a choice of back drops too?

Poster collection
Blank wall
Mountain scenery
Bathroom with unflushed toilet

There's something for everyone.

If it takes fewer muscles to smile than it does to frown, we should all go around telling fat people bad news, amirite?

"Nobody loves you."
"You can thank me later."

It'd be funny to have a huge party and have all beverages non alcoholic and see how people act when they THINK they're drunk. amirite?

"Haha, dude, I totally hooked up with that fat chick last night."
"...The drinks were non-alcoholic."
"Oh I know."

It feels great to take off that Hollister tee after a long day of being a prick, amirite?

It feels great to take off that anonymous tag after a long day of trolling people, amirite?

It's stupid how gay marriage is known as gay marriage and not just "Marriage". Just because you have lunch doesn't mean you have 'gay lunch'. Just because you park your car doesn't mean you 'gay parked', amirite?

If you park in the rear, I think that can be counted as gay parking.

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to your school, amirite?

99% of stars are bright at night. The other 1% live in Hollywood.

It's ridiculously annoying that the word amirite appears at the end of every post. amirite?

Amirite if I say it'd be worse for it to appear at the start?

It's always awkward when you ring a doorbell and aren't quite sure if it actually rung or not. You don't want to ring it again because you'll seem rude, but if you didn't ring it, how would they know you're there, amirite?

"Ding dong!"
'Did you just shout at my door?'
"I didn't think the bell went off..."
'Did you even press the button?'

If you take a test and just answer "42" for every question, the teacher should give you full credit, amirite?
@th3don I did that in my math class. I got full credit, but ms spulnik was awesome..


Then I rode a unicycle to the playground and met my life partner. Day well spent? I THINK SO.

The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever see that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? Not much of a weapon there. Corkscrews. Bottle openers. "Come on, buddy, let's go. You get past me, the guy in back of me, he's got a spoon. Back off. I've got the toe clippers right here.", amirite?
@Lanz You'd be surprised how easy it is to kill someone with a toe clipper when they're busy laughing at you.

"Come here, let me just clip your toe nails... AHA! I gave you a small cut on your big toe! Now you will feel pain while walking!"

"Oh no! What a minor inconvenience. frown smilie"

Love potions in Harry Potter are really just fancy date rape drugs. amirite?
When it comes to food, we've been teaching our kids that it's fine to eat things such as Gingerbread Men, Animal Crackers and Gummy Bears. Surely they'd grow up with more morals if we gave them something like Jelly Jailmates? 'Hey Timmy, what're you up to?' "Just biting the head off a convicted criminal, Dad!" 'Attaboy!' amirite?
@El_Duderino but i always make my animal crackers and gummi bears have make believe sex.

You could do the same with your Jailmate Jellies.

Rapist Ryan dropped the soap. Looks like Mike the Murderer's going to have a fun time!

If you take a test and just answer "42" for every question, the teacher should give you full credit, amirite?
@th3don ? no. But seriously. I got full credit. I offered to take the test for real, but she just said fuck it.

And then you both watched Harry Potter together and had a giant lightsaber battle, right?

Without Anthony's parents we wouldn't have, so we should thank them for having sex 21 years and 9 months ago, amirite?

Don't be silly, they never had sex. Something that amazing can't be created naturally.