SirCheekyBastard

You would steal bread to feed your family, amirite?
@Katffro Only if that was the ABSOLUTE last option. If it was the damn apocalypse, I would steal. If we're just hungry, no...

So you'd face your children who are gripping their stomachs for hunger and say,

"I know you're hungry, little ones, but have no fear. I have morals!"

They'd think you're the fucking greatest

We all know that if we get a text in the winter that says "hjbrseyu dcsanjhtr tgrsalkj hjboijeq whgsreinhjmgbf fbglkmoivfes" means "hey i cant talk now im wearing gloves" Amirite?

Either that or Hellen Keller got an iPhone

if you were to be plopped smack dab in the middle of mexico and had to stay there forever. it would take you years to get spanish down perfectly, but thats ok cause you prob wouldnt get thrown under a bus for speaking your native tongue, instead of spanish. leave imigrents alone cause you would be screwed in their shoes. amirite?
  • immigrants.....thanks for proving you can't speak english. and yes stupid anon the anon above me is correct, it's not like we kidnap beaners and stick them in our culture. they come HERE (usually illegally). so take your whining somewhere else.
if you were to be plopped smack dab in the middle of mexico and had to stay there forever. it would take you years to get spanish down perfectly, but thats ok cause you prob wouldnt get thrown under a bus for speaking your native tongue, instead of spanish. leave imigrents alone cause you would be screwed in their shoes. amirite?
@i didnt mean it in the literal sence. but if you were to come to a new country, would you like it if everyone was...

first of all, i would prepare to go to a country by LEARNING IT'S LANGUAGE. Secondly, grammar and spelling errors are, in fact, indicators that you are bad with the English language.

You hate how your iPhone rotates because sometimes you want to be on your side but you don't want the screen to be vertical, amirite?

I sometimes think this.

And then I realize that I'm holding a fucking iPhone and I stop bitching to myself.

It sucks when someone runs into your knife 10 times and then you go to jail for it, amirite?

I hate it when you're shooting at a wall in a dark alley and the back of some poor fucker's head gets in the way

On children's television shows, characters usually never date outside their race, amirite?

Or outside their own species for that matter

You've never actually seen a hot chick wearing a snorgtee t-shirt, amirite?

I've never seen ANYONE in a snorgtee

French tanks must need rearview mirrors, just so they can see the battle. amirite?

=._.= HEY LOOK

It's a kitty!

Baby powder plus water does not equal baby, amirite?

I've tried this.

Around Day 47, Control Group Cwhich we had placed in filtered incubators with Vitamin D lampsbecame semi-sentient, and melded with their non-sentient bretheren in Groups A and B, creating a colloid army that soon overpowered us and joined the world as members of Congress.

Best revenge? Smile, be happy, never let them know it hurt, amirite?

*Shoot them in the once in either kneecap and once in the stomach, ensuring a slow and miserable death.

A crazy person lives in your neighborhood, amirite?
You have to laugh at these kids who drink "coffee" in an attempt to look mature, amirite?
@Iamsorite I could get into that, but I won't.

What if i don't care about what others think about me, and i just like the taste?

It's weird how people call guys who are cheerleaders gay, but guys who play football are considered manly, when you play football what do you do? wrestle with sweaty guys in public, and in cheerleading? actual contact with a girl and plus show a little school spirt amirite?