So you'd face your children who are gripping their stomachs for hunger and say,
"I know you're hungry, little ones, but have no fear. I have morals!"
They'd think you're the fucking greatest
Either that or Hellen Keller got an iPhone
first of all, i would prepare to go to a country by LEARNING IT'S LANGUAGE. Secondly, grammar and spelling errors are, in fact, indicators that you are bad with the English language.
I sometimes think this.
And then I realize that I'm holding a fucking iPhone and I stop bitching to myself.
I hate it when you're shooting at a wall in a dark alley and the back of some poor fucker's head gets in the way
Or outside their own species for that matter
I've never seen ANYONE in a snorgtee
your mom's the most used joke in the past decade!!
=._.= HEY LOOK
It's a kitty!
I've tried this.
Around Day 47, Control Group Cwhich we had placed in filtered incubators with Vitamin D lampsbecame semi-sentient, and melded with their non-sentient bretheren in Groups A and B, creating a colloid army that soon overpowered us and joined the world as members of Congress.
*Shoot them in the once in either kneecap and once in the stomach, ensuring a slow and miserable death.
What if i don't care about what others think about me, and i just like the taste?
well most girls i know have a sense of humor