When you are sent to your room as a child, you figure your parents are also ruminating over it. As a parent, you just go right back to watching TV. amirite?
@But after that, I go back to what I was doing.

Yeah that's correct I do go back but I still think about it.

If everything in the universe is reused and recycled, our consciousness must be to. amirite?
@bibbitybobbitybacon Lion king, circle of life 🦁

I'd say it's because of the limited number of atoms, but that's equally valid.

Potatoes are vegetables therefore french fries are healthy, amirite?
The more wheels a chair has, the less it hurts when you roll over your foot. amirite?
@Unaviable Why?

Weight dispersement

When you are sent to your room as a child, you figure your parents are also ruminating over it. As a parent, you just go right back to watching TV. amirite?

I think dads do this while mums ruminate.

If dogs could talk it would do wonders for people's self-esteem. Cats would destroy it. amirite?

I can also do math

Ala, mañana te dolerá

The letter Q is O with an erection, amirite?

"You're just a Q."

"Q? Why Q?"

"Because you're a giant 0 with a small PP."

If human beings were nocturnal, stereotypical monsters would look very different. amirite?
@Johannheidar90 Monsters would be tan and that would freak us out

Eh. Monsters with very light skin. But not so light it burns.

Malcolm doesn't end up being in the middle. amirite?

I think it's malcolm the genius stuck in the middle with idiots

It's very strange why we specifically have an abundance of ass hair. amirite?

Virus/bacteria die after causing gastrointestinal distress leading to fecal-oral transmission that inoculates the next cohort/generation the same way nose hairs do/can.

You could really ruin strip clubs for your son, by taking him to one on his 18th birthday and continually talking about his mum. amirite?

"She's up next"

True representation of fear is when you touch your pocket while walking along a street and you don't feel your phone. amirite?

It's like if you're naked or something

If vehicles had the controls of a keyboard and mouse, there'd probably be less accidents, amirite?

Absolutely