We won't be able to recognize our own skeleton. amirite?
We're hanging from a spherical space object by our feet, with nothing but gravity keeping us from floating away into the great infinite abyss. amirite?

There has to be more to this simulation tell me please

If you ever want to slightly spam/annoy some one, mess up a text message on purpose and try to fix possibly making more mistakes, amirite?
A near-empty phone battery causes more panic than a near-empty gas tank, amirite?

Situational, but more or less agreeable

If you're trapped on an island with someone you hate at least you have something to eat. amirite?
@How in the hell am I supposed to eat myself?

Start with your fingers, one at a time :) /s

‘Day After Tomorrow' is going to happen. In different ways and in different places-but it's happening. Have you ever in your lifetime witnessed so many natural disasters occur so closely together? Neither have your parents or grandparents. amirite?
If two people are in love with each other the most probable reason they don't tell each other is that the girl is waiting for a sign from the boy which he won't give unless the girls gives. amirite?

Basically just described every romance comic ever.

Doors are hard curtains, amirite?
If humans didn't exist cats wouldn't know what tuna tases like. amirite?
We tell kids to follow their dreams and then criticize them for getting "useless" degrees. amirite?

Cries in culinary cert

We are the same distance to 2050 as the release date of straight outta compton, amirite?

Gen X. You are born then straight outta nowhere you die

If the Amazon's on fire, how come packages are still arriving, amirite?

Rule 5

"No jokes, puns, or wordplay"

A morgue is a awesome movie plot device until you had to identify a family member in one IRL, amirite?
If you piss in the ocean, you are personally raising the sea level. amirite?

What if I drink that persons pee, do I help?

People have a problem with peeing in the pool, but they don't seem to care that each person in the pool represents a butthole that is currently in contact with the water. amirite?

I have to try really hard not too think about it

Doesn't help that I had a girlfriend who was a lifeguard that told me it was nearly impossible to keep the chlorine levels where they need to be