It's silly how some people let their sexuality define themselves, when it's only a small part of their personality, amirite?

I know what you mean.
One of my friends has an alternate facebook just for her "Gay status updates"

And I think to myself "Is it really THAT important?"
It makes me want to make an alternate facebook account where everything I say has to do with me being black.

"Had the most awesome day eatin' fried chicken with my niggaaaas"
"I don't need any sunscreen. I don't burn cause I'm BLACK. haha!"
"Man, I got pulled over today. Must be cause I'm black"
"Black and proud!"

Guys: You never forget your first blow-job, but it takes a while to get used to the taste, amirite?
@Roy Lol cuz gay

Well put, good sir.

Girls can be adopted by a gay guy couple, but guys cannot be adopted by a gay guy couple. That would just be creepy. amirite?

By that logic, heterosexual couples shouldn't be allowed to adopt any kids at all because at least one of the parents would HAVE be attracted to the kid, right? In fact, only lesbians should be allowed to adopt boys and gay guys to adopt girls. What a revelation.

Girls can be adopted by a gay guy couple, but guys cannot be adopted by a gay guy couple. That would just be creepy. amirite?

Just because they're gay doesn't mean they're pedophiles.

With all those kids putting on the Sorting Hat, you'd think there would be an outbreak of lice every year, amirite?

Just get Hagrid to turn you upside-down and smack you, that is if you can't afford mayonnaise.

If you were in a room with Osama Bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, and Justin Bieber and had a gun with two bullets, you's shoot Osama Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein because you're not a douche that wishes death on innocent people, amirite?

if i was in a room with Osama Bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, and Justin Bieber and had a gun with 2 bullets I would not shoot the 2 dead guys, I would probaly leave the room. If I had to kill someone then I would shoot Justin Bieber.

On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, your nose is about in the middle, amirite?

Bellatrix has

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It would be awkward if fmylife.com had user profiles like amirite does. "Timothy has complained about his life in 64 posts. 74,022 people have told him his life is fucked and 55,637 people have told him he deserves his sucky life." amirite?
@ihearandomusic ...Who are the other 53 with?!

With a random girl wearing a dinosaur similar to his, resulting in a high-five and a light-saber battle. After several Nerf gun wars, he and the teacher who gave him credit for drawing a wizard on his test went making pillow forts at Walmart with the help of the employees. Then Jimmy watched several Disney movies while drawing in a coloring book, at the same time making hilarious jokes about how Miley Cyrus, Twilight, and Justin Beiber all suck and Harry Potter is the best book of all time. Oh, and his aunt's cousin's mailman's sister's dying wish was to have a post on MLIA.

All just a typical day for an average person.

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It's stupid how gay marriage is known as gay marriage and not just "Marriage". Just because you have lunch doesn't mean you have 'gay lunch'. Just because you park your car doesn't mean you 'gay parked', amirite?

"It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities." -Dumbledore

When you think about it, Adolf Hitler has to be dead. The American life expectancy in 1900 was 47, so it couldn't have been much different with people from Austria, and it's been over 120 years since he died. Ignoring this evidence is just being blind, amirite?
@tea_ Who the hell said he was alive? He commited suicide.

he's dead?! does this mean its cool if i come out of hiding now?

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Gays: You're glad that Don't Ask, Don't Tell is gone so now you can finally join the army, train for months, survive harsh conditions, and risk the possibility of dying in war just to maybe catch a glance of the same sex naked in the shower, amirite?
@pantherfanatic Gays joining just to see naked men wasn't the problem. The problem was other men feeling uncomfortable showering...

That's the point - soldiers face some of the toughest conditions, and emotional and physical challenges on earth - if they can't suck up showering with someone who has a different sexual orientation to their own, then how the hell are they gonna handle training for war?

If you're on a Windows computer, go to My Computer, C:, Windows, Media, then click onestop.mid. It's the best thing ever, amirite?

I feel like I've won the internet...

Girls: You find it sexy when a guy loosens his tie. amirite?

I think it's hot when they tie me up to the bed post with their loosened tie ;)