@name: Not all teachers think the epitome of work is at highschool >_>
I'm so tired that I read "unborn baby" as "unicorn baby."
*am I right
Oh my god, thank you so much for posting this, it literally just made my day. I have some friends who are slightly overweight and they always go on about their insecurities, and when I mention mine they all look at me like I'm not allowed to be insecure too because I'm thinner than them. I also hate it how no one would ever say to someone 'you're too fat' because that would be so offensive, yet people find it acceptable to say 'you're too skinny' when they don't actually realise that it can be offensive also. I wish I could gain weight but I can't, and I get so insecure about how I look. I wish more people would realise that.
If you can't keep it up by yourself for 10 minutes, then you probably really need Viagra. Or if 10 minutes is enough, then you must not last long.
or, better yet: "Hug you. Hug you to the candy store."