Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch some marijuana. Jack got high and dropped his fly then said "do you wanna?". Jill said yes then dropped her dress, they had some fun and had a son. Amirite?

I only "no way"-ed this because I knew the other version above (by thethinker).

I say we remove caution labels and let natural selection run its course, amirite?

I agree with this. If you're too stupid to figure out that something is dangerous without a warning label... shakes head I mean, honestly.

libraries are awesome, amirite?

I FREAKING LOVE LIBRARIES.

My favorite text message: "I'll be there in 5 minutes...if not, read this again.", amirite?
My favorite text message: "I'll be there in 5 minutes...if not, read this again.", amirite?
@highonlife whaat?

Beat me to saying "read the follow-up" to Steve.

My favorite text message: "I'll be there in 5 minutes...if not, read this again.", amirite?
There's that one kid that thinks they're your friend, but are totally wrong, amirite?

Quite a few, actually. It seems I'm a magnet for random people.

There's that one kid that thinks they're your friend, but are totally wrong, amirite?
@Im_so_bored_so_bye same. wanna be freinnnnnnnnndzzzz!!!!!!!

See, I get that they wanna be my friend, but they could do it in a less creepy way. But the hardest part is turning them down nicely.

My favorite text message: "I'll be there in 5 minutes...if not, read this again.", amirite?
@highonlife its might sound like antsy if i say it, i dont wanna push it

I feel like such a n00b... can someone please explain Anthony to me? I just joined this site like three days ago.... feels self-conscious Thanks...

An epic conversation- "I am hungary." "Maybe you should czech the fridge." "I'm russian to the kitchen." "Maybe you will find some turkey." "We have some but it is covered in a layer of greece." "Ew, there is norway you can eat that." "I think I'll settle for a can of chile." "That sounds appetizing, I would love a canada chile as well" "Denmark your name on the can." amirite?

I saw this on failbook.com two days later.....suspicious much?

Doesn't make it any less funny, though.

There's that one kid that thinks they're your friend, but are totally wrong, amirite?
@Im_so_bored_so_bye so you're rejecting me?

No, I was explaining what my friend situation was in real life, not on amirite. If you wanna be friends, sure.

My favorite text message: "I'll be there in 5 minutes...if not, read this again.", amirite?
@He made this site.

Ah. Well that makes sense. Thanks! I feel less n00b-ish now!

ADIDAS is an acronym...Who knew? amirite?

For what?

I'm here...with my dad, and we've never met, and he wants me to sing him a song...And, um, I was adopted, but you didn't know I was born... So I'm here now; I found you, Daddy! And, guess what? I love you, I love you, I LOVE YOU! amirite?
@Box I don't get it.

It's from the movie Elf.

Looks < Personality, amirite?

I hate the kids in school that think they're better than everyone else just because they're remotely good-looking. Maybe if you had some intelligence/common sense with that pretty face, you'd get somewhere in life.